A few of the funniest things that've been said to me...

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Once, while I was out with friends, Lirael stated that "Haddie's like my sister, so is Nicole, and Arthur..." She looked at me and got this blank what-can-I-say look, "Arthur is like my sister...slash brother..."-she smiled-"he's like my little Slash." Now she calls me Slash.

My nine-years-old-or-so neice was playing a gameboy the other day and called me Mario, by accident. We had a good laugh, and I had a warm fuzzy happy feeling. I'm a dork. *shrug*

I was walking toward the bathroom once and (still having girl parts, it was obvious /where/ I was going) Haddie stopped me, looked at me with feigned shock and whispered urgently, "You're not allowed in there! You're a guy!"

I was walking to the store, around about a half hour after sundown, and a couple of guys drove by in a car and one of them yelled "Are you a guy or a girl." Pfft! Guess, man, just guess...


bulldyke's picture

That's awesome! I love the

That's awesome! I love the slash one. And the last one. Effing hilarious! Great response!

"I prefer the term gay because, well, lesbian has three syllables!" Emily Sailers, 1/2 of the Indigo Girls (duh)

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whateversexual_llama's picture

It's great to have a sense

It's great to have a sense of humor about these kinds of things... some people would be insulted. =D they got a lol outta me, though.

Whatever I did, I didn't do it.

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It's kinda one of those times you /can/ laugh about it...you should be able to laugh about things like that.

That, and I like to have a sense of humor. It can't rain all the time, no?

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Please Lord give me the way out before both of us haunt you.
We’ll steal tonight. (We’ll steal tonight.) "--Rise Against, "The Approaching Curve"