It seems lately that the country has been more and more divided over homosexuals. There are those, like us, who beleive we should have the same right to marry, and other such rights, and the others who beleive that we're evil, and must be punished, and will later be punished by God. Afterall, clearly we made the choice to be gay, just as they made the choice to be straight. So after much thought over this predicament, while in the shower, I came up with what I think is a modest proposal.
Homosexuals are forced in to marriage, not by law, but by pressure from family, friends, society, and the biological clock. Seeing as how 50% of straight marriages end in divorce, and many that don't end, should end as the two have long since loved each other, and now hate each other with a passion that easily eclipses what ever passion there was between them 20+ years ago, I think condemning homosexuals to this misery would be acceptable by the people who hate us, and we'd be able to marry. Furthermore, straight people would be encouraged not to marry, to be happy, to stay with someone as long as the relationship is to there satisfaction, than encouraged to end it when it no longer pleases them. All parties would be happy until we realized how hard we'd been shafted.
I believe that it's a blessing that we have no pressure to marry, have kids, etc. We can live our lives how we choose, this is something that few straight people can do. Thoughts? Comments? Flames?