Bisexuals take over RHPS

Orah's picture

My friend L told me that a few of her friends in Rocky Horror with us were bi. Specifically one girl who I thought was cute. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend at the moment. But it's nice to know there a few other girls that could be potential mates (um...I actually hate the word but I digress). I also have a small puppy crush on the AD. He has pretty blue eyes.

The SM also has pretty blue eyes. Pretty blue eyes rock!

Ok. So. I wrote these two poems that I actually don't hate. I don't think they are too teenage-angsty which is why I kind of like them. I hate writing angst ridden poetry because that's all teenagers write. If I get around to it, I'll post it here. I need to figure out how to format them so it flows correctly.

As I get closer to school, I'm starting to hate it a little less. Yes, my program sucks. Yes, I don't like most of my teachers. And yes, junior is supposed to be the hardest. However, my bff S is in all but one or two classes with me and his last name comes right after mine in our grade so he'll be near me. This is good.

I got my fav gym teacher. He gives me grades I deserve. 100's for showing up and putting on sneakers. I shouldn't be graded on my ability to play. If I try to play, I get hurt. This past year in gym I:
-Fractured my left pinky finger
-Sustained 2 head concussions within a month of eachother
-Twisted my right ankle twice
-Strained my back
-made a complete fool of myself

This teacher knows that I am a walking hazard and I have no sports ability whatsoever. All the female teachers seem to think that I should prove guys wrong and play and that being a girl isn't an excuse and all that feminist crap. I'm a feminist. I can't play sports. F-ING DEAL WITH IT.

Why can't they offer dance to fulfill our phys. ed. requirement? I can dance. I can dance quite well. I'm a pretty dancer.

Enough about that. I'm gonna go drag S over to my house to keep my company. It's sad and rainy out.

I need nail polish remover...


jeff's picture


If you need other people to tell you cast member in RHPS are bi, your gaydar SUCKS. That show has been like Bisexual Basic Training for three decades now.


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Orah's picture

Lmao. I deserved that. It's

Lmao. I deserved that. It's a Young People's Theater version of it. Mainly teenage gays and their straight hags. How was I to know?

RHPS = bisexuals. NOTED