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Ricky-chan72's picture

how my mother won't let me see my friends anymore. When I asked to go over my friend Nick's house, she didn't say anything, and I asked her again, and she said, "Well, is he gay?"

Great. So now she thinks all my friends are gay and we go over each other's houses and sleep together. Ha. Funny.


wilma wonka's picture

that sucks

tell her that you're not going to sleep with all of your friends and that she should stop being so protective. Also if possible you could try just leaving the house and not letting her control you. That might create more problems than it solves but I think in the long run that would work best.

"gay: cheerful and lighthearted; merry." - The American Heritage Dictionary.

whateversexual_llama's picture

My mom's not bad like taht,

My mom's not bad like taht, but I'm only allowed to have sleepovers with lesbians if there're more than one coming. Evidentally sex is not okay unless its a large orgy?

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?

Disney's picture

That's sort of funny but

That's sort of funny but terribly horrible! You should tell her outright that you're not sleeping with other boys and obviously there's parents there and hello: other teens go to other teens' houses all the time, but there's only ever a small amount of teen pregnancies. Or maybe it's all oral.

My mom is almost the opposite, I ask for a drive to somewhere or ask a question about something and mentally I'll be thinking: If I were the mother of a gay teenage boy, I would assume this information/transportation is for the purpose of interacting (sexually) with other gay males. Such as: Wanting to go to the Toronto Zoo. I really do haha, but since it IS random if I were a mother, I'd think: Is he trying to rendezvous with a gay boy there?!

TheInsideLlama's picture

wait wasn't I the secret

wait wasn't I the secret boyfriend? you got some splain to do honey!! :D lol j/k