And I'm squinting partly because a), I broke something significant in the computer, and am now totally graphics-less, leaving me to write a journal entry with nothing but a squint-worthy command prompt; and b), stupidity just makes my eyes tense. Like...this, for example:
"We-el" (said my well-intentioned, yet tragically ignorant father) "if this girl had a crush on you then why didn't you try--you know--going with her? Just to see if you really are...you know. Because you never know until you've tried, and you're still pretty young, so..." (*Awkward Pause on my part, smug grin on his*) "...so, what I guess I'm trying to say is, you're still young, and you can't really know yet, because you're too naive to have an opinion that counts yet; and I'm older so, even though it's your brain, your body, your BONERS at GUYS, for God's sake; it still gives me the right to pretend I know more about you than you do yourself, and yes, I really am enough of an ARROGANT PINHEAD TO BELIEVE IT!!! Uh-huh, I know you're keeping an open mind about it, like I told you to, but it's NOT CAPITULATING TO MINE, so SMARTEN UP AND CLOSE IT A BIT!!!"
*Smoke out of ears*
"YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO TELL!!!" he practically screamed after me as I went for a brisk walk to the library.
Or, at least that's what I heard...