How I Despise Thee

underdarkness's picture

I tried writing a meaningful poem and came up with this instead

I hate you
Red squiggly line.
You make me realize
I’m wrong,
Even when
I’m not.
I stand firm to the idea
That ‘Strategery’
Is a word.

I especially hate you
Green squiggly line.
You are always wrong
And yet,
You try to correct me.
Fragmented thoughts are
Intriguing.

I want to perforate you,
Automatic correction function.
You anger me exceptionally.

I hate you
Tapping paperclip.
No,
I do not want a tip
Today.

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Naimah's picture

ugh microsoft word

I love it, you summarize exactly how i feel on microsoft word. lol :D

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Naimah!!!!!!

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underdarkness's picture

I irony being that I wrote

I irony being that I wrote this is MS Word...

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