POLL: What kind of news travels faster?

The authentically important kind.
0% (0 votes)
The scandalous kind.
86% (12 votes)
The lighter-than-air good kind, *Sarcastic Cackle*.
0% (0 votes)
The bad kind, you idiot.
14% (2 votes)
Some other kind. I'm commenting to tell you which.
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 14

Comments

apuffalogic's picture

Ho, hum.

You've heard the adage "nothing travels faster than bad news, right?"
Well, here's your chance to disagree.

"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"

jeff's picture

Hmm...

I would say bad, but at the same time, I would also characterize the bad news as important. 9/11 and such.

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