POLL: What kind of news travels faster?

The authentically important kind.
0% (0 votes)
The scandalous kind.
86% (12 votes)
The lighter-than-air good kind, *Sarcastic Cackle*.
0% (0 votes)
The bad kind, you idiot.
14% (2 votes)
Some other kind. I'm commenting to tell you which.
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 14


apuffalogic's picture

Ho, hum.

You've heard the adage "nothing travels faster than bad news, right?"
Well, here's your chance to disagree.

"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"

jeff's picture


I would say bad, but at the same time, I would also characterize the bad news as important. 9/11 and such.


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