An MSN conversation, to the best of my recollection
The previously mentioned, girl-who-seems-to-really-like-me was brought up.
Person I was chatting with (we'll call this one, "Flossy"): You looove her.
Me: No I don't
Flossy: Yes you do
Me: No. You are so off the mark, it's not even funny.
(Because 1), it was her crushing on me; 2) I'm gay; and 3) To make it even better, I happen to find "her" not-so-secretive-ex-crush mind-witheringly cute. I think I've mentioned that somewhere else, though...)
Me: Actually, it is funnny. I laugh at you.
Flossy: Oh, you sooo do!+(something-unintelligible-in-netspeak)
Me: you're talking in code
Flossy: sure am
Flossy: the code of love
Me: On a somewhat related note...
Me: Happy National Coming Out day! *tweet!*
(Two picoseconds later)
Me: Well, ciao. g2g, bye!
I know, I'm a coward for leaving so soon. And that that very wasn't all that dramatic. And if it was, there might very well be hell to pay, later. But, you know, I don't actually think an outing would be all that bad. It'd be a nice way to let that crusher over there know that she should, for her sake and mine, go back to liking the hot one.