I slept with a dog because I'm cool like that.

Cleopatra's picture

got this from a friend's blog.

Pick the month you were born in:
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a pornstar
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a bisexual
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - a bowl of cereal
23 - a easter egg
24 - my ex
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Ginger's picture

I cuddled with my ex because

I cuddled with my ex because I'm beautiful.

mines actually kind of nice.
and thats actually how i spent the weekend; cuddling with my ex.

scandalboy's picture

haha... today for me is "i

haha... today for me is
"i stabbed a crackhead cos im sexy and i love marijuana."

Maux's picture

i smoked a porn star because

i smoked a porn star because i'm sexy.

Bisexual by nature. Absolutely fabulous by choice.

Maux's picture

nowi smoked a porn star

nowi smoked a porn star because i'm gay. lol.

Bisexual by nature. Absolutely fabulous by choice.

music is life's picture

I ran naked with a homo

I ran naked with a homo because I love marijuana

yesac's picture

I banged a homo because I'm

I banged a homo because I'm sexy.

I LIKE! =D

underdarkness's picture

I stabbed a prostitute

I stabbed a prostitute because I had to.

- One Nation, Under Darkness, with liberty and justice for white, heterosexual, rich, Christian men

targristiel's picture

I cuddled with your grandma

I cuddled with your grandma because I have AMAZING boobs!

*shudders* I'd forfeit the boobs to avoid that fate.

ACCgirl's picture

I needed a Jew because

I needed a Jew because that's how I roll.

ACCgirl's picture

Haha... I just realized that

Haha... I just realized that my girlfriend's is "I raped you because I had to."

jos's picture

i stabbed...

i stabbed my ex because i had to

hmmmm

if not now, then when?

Toph's picture

I raped a homeless guy

I raped a homeless guy because I'm sexy

bulldyke's picture

i needed a jar of honey

i needed a jar of honey because i love marijuana. lol niiiiice :D

Bulldyke
"this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart" e.e. cummings

edgified's picture

I killed a horse because I'm

I killed a horse because I'm beautiful.