I've frequently said on here that straight people don't question their heterosexuality, but I found an example:
this guy cracks me up. i dunno if it's just the absurdity of the stories or the deadpan way he talks, but he's so funny.
These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!
It's both, it really is....
'I thought I didn't really like this, so I threw the pickle away"
this is great!
that is so wrong LOL wow!