Damn gays.

shadow fire's picture

Rant about gays in a joking matter in ways you see gay opponents doing so.

Gay woman can't have children, which parent's going to teach the child to play baseball? Mom 1 or 2? I think not!

If we let gays marry then in some unspecified reason the whole foundation of marriage will collapse upon itself!

Now you try, it's fun.

whateversexual_llama's picture

IF GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED

IF GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED THE NEXT THING THAT WILL HAPPEN IS MAN ON DOG SEX.

THEN WE WILL NOT ONLY HAVE COCKAPOOS AND LABRADOODLES, WE WILL ALSO HAVE FAGAPOOS! (faggot+poodle!)

=D

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?

Fiona Rosge's picture

there r ways

that is so messed up sides LABRADOODLES R CUTE! i want a golden one and to name is Cory from Boy Meets World. also a Lassy-what r they really called?

sides they have people who r agenst gays and we can get them to populate the world, there is also....adoption, um having someone else have ur baby, or whatever its called when they take the girls who cant get preg and have those tubes or whatever "Test samples" that can fertilize the womans egg.
if theres a will theres a way, dont u just love sex ed LOL XD

whateversexual_llama's picture

Lassie... she'd be a collie,

Lassie... she'd be a collie, my dear.

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?

underage_thinker's picture

Gays can't get married

Gays can't get married because they can't have children. And we all know that the world needs more children.
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I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
-M.A.A.

shadow fire's picture

Gays sneak into your house

Gays sneak into your house at night and abduct your children.

We can't let gays adopt children!

wilma wonka's picture

really?!

I always thought they snuck in at night and decorated your house

"gay: cheerful and lighthearted; merry." - The American Heritage Dictionary.

poissonrouges's picture

Oh come on guys, we all know

Oh come on guys, we all know gays are like the sandman or the easter bunny: they're not real!
:P
I know there's "black sheep," but what about rainbow ones?

I bleed audio's picture

Adam and Steve live down the road...

I've never heard the gay abduction one but ok, here's mine :-)

"God hates fags you know. It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

shadow fire's picture

Lol, that ones a classic.

Lol, that ones a classic.

The abduction one is taken from an old anti-gay propaganda thing, also says that we're all suffering a mental disease or something, all in glorious black and white, ha ha.

Inkblot's picture

Well...

You have to watch out for those gays...they might do your hair!

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

Riku's picture

If we allow gays to be in

If we allow gays to be in children's books or the media, they will will recruit your children and *suspenseful music* make THEM GAY TOO! What could be a worse fate? (Because we all know that everyone chooses their sexual identity)

And also. If gay people are allowed to raise children, they'll all turn out gay, OBVIOUSLY because gay people only raise gay children (in the same way that straight people only raise straight children.) (Though we're totally ignoring that people choose their own sexual identity anyways.) and then before you know it the entire world will be gay because of all of the recruiting and gay kids and then humans will die out because there will be no reproduction!!!

And if we allow gay marriage, social standards will go down the drain because people will start accepting gays, and then they'll begin to be more open to diversity and equality and the world is just doomed if that happens!!!1!

[/sarcastic randomness] What's really sad is people actually use arguments like this... Except worded different. And people actually listen to that!!! o_O;;

Icarus's picture

and as you all know,

and as you all know, physical contact with "the gays" makes you a gay too, so you know um.....don't touch 'em....

you might catch it...

These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!

-Ruby-'s picture

"SILLY FAGGOT! DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS!"

(^^ blatantly stolen quote from the movie "But I'm a Cheerleader". Get it? The phrase is supposed to be a spoof on the "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!" slogan from Trix Cereal)

Fiona Rosge's picture

wow

omg, i still like the Adam and Eve one but im just lame like that.

i agree with the diseased its like in Alice and Wonderland "We dont want gays in our beds" wow that didnt come out right! XD

my three wheeler rox's picture

...

AIDS cures fags...
Because only gay people have AIDS?? I think not.

Don't apologize for calling me Sir

Don't point your f*%^ing finger at crazy people!

fox333's picture

Teenager's can't be gay

Teenager's can't be gay because
they are to young
and because they are not "profamily" republican senators.

shadow fire's picture

Ah yes.

And don't forget, they need to be older before they can choose there sexuality. (Need to make an informed decision after all :P )

jeff's picture

Eh...

Coming to a supportive place to post anti-gay/stereotypical stuff? Why not try and post positive stuff?

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"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." -- Josh Billings.

Add me on MySpace!

shadow fire's picture

For laughs?

We're just having fun, and laughing at how ridiculous our opposition is :p

jeff's picture

Hmm....

I could be wrong, but I just can't imagine black people sitting around talking about racist slurs and stereotypes just for laughs.

Also a good example against reclaiming hurtful language, since it didn't seem to work with nigger at all. It's in thousands of rap songs, and still has all of its hateful power.

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"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." -- Josh Billings.

Add me on MySpace!

shadow fire's picture

Like I said..

"For laughs" I don't expect to reclaim hurtful language with this...I made it just for laughs, or for fun...sorry?

jeff's picture

No problem...

Just not my vibe, I guess. Someone quoting the recent anti-gay Adam Sandler flick is a good indicator that there is a rift and I'm on a different side of it. :-)

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"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." -- Josh Billings.

Add me on MySpace!

shadow fire's picture

Heh heh...

I thought you would mention something about the Adam Sandler quote, I remember your delightfully [i]gay[/i] review of Chuck and Larry.

deepspace87's picture

i completely agree with jeff

i completely agree with jeff on this one....

Never be afraid to stand up for whats right. If you lose your values, you've lost yourself, so dont let someone change you into someone you arnt. Don't be afraid of the punishment, Rejoyce in the freedom that let to it.

thegirlyouknew's picture

Umm.

Can't think of anything.....
Mom1 or mom2 one made me laugh.
Now the teachers giving me dirty looks...

Uhh. Ohh!
Domestic Partnership. We're only going to be Paper faggots?

Chuck and Larry



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Let's get this straight I wear black nail polish,
and kitty ear headbands I am a real person.

shadow fire's picture

If we let...

Gays get married, then soon people will be wanting to marry animals! and then random objects!

WantsOut's picture

gays must be cured by

gays must be cured by phsycologists!

poissonrouges's picture

Actually, I think we should

Actually, I think we should look to our lord and savior Jesus Christ for this one, those gays are pretty tricky and we'll need back up. So, we can all look to our trusty Christian aversion therapy pamphlet to cure them all.

I know there's "black sheep," but what about rainbow ones?

Tomomoomo's picture

OH NOES. THE GAYS ARE

OH NOES. THE GAYS ARE COMING!
IF THEY LOOK AT YOU, YOU'LL BE GAY, TOO.
IT'S LIKE MEDUSA, BUT WORSE!

Gays can't have children, because there either won't be a mother, or there won't be a father, and the kid won't be 'normal' like those kids with single parents and orphans.

Because, you know, Christianity MUST be right, since it's a religion and all.
Anything they say goes. Everyone is a Christian.

falling awake's picture

ABNORMAL

Oh, homosexuality and bisexuality are both abnormal cuz, ya see, boys shouldn't like boys and girls shouldnt like girls. Ignoring of course the fact that throughout history, 10% of society has been gay or lesbian or bi. Yay!!! :-)

Ok, I am going to go abduct ppl from their strong American homes and turn them into gays! Yahoooooo! :-P Lol

wheels148's picture

Im in agreeance with...

Jeff this topic is sooo not cool!

ReinbowGrl's picture

"Domestic Partnership" makes

"Domestic Partnership" makes it sound like we clean houses together...

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Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

wild-blue-yonder's picture

: )

This isn't really related to this topic; I just had to tell ReinbowGrl how much I enjoy her signature -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!
I dunno, it just amuses me.
: )

poissonrouges's picture

Haha I love it too! It

Haha I love it too! It definitely shows the paranoia associated with us turning people gay or what not.

I know there's "black sheep," but what about rainbow ones?

Neutrina's picture

OMG its liek against da

OMG its liek against da Bible!111

We're totally ignoring the other restrictions, of course. And any other parts that have been re-interpreted.

"She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for"
-The Click Five "Just the Girl"

Ashe Wednesday's picture

With the "God created Adam

With the "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" one, I come back with, "of course god made Adam and Steve...as well as Rebecca, Megan, John, Andrew, Lamont, Shenequa..."
I read that somewhere but I don't remember where.

fox333's picture

I kinda dissagree. I think

I kinda dissagree. I think this is all fine as long as it isn't hurtful. Its more like a parody. We can't just suddenly stop everyone from hateing us, but we can go through seeing things like that with a sense of humor. Other wise it gets kinda hard to bear, also you have to make sure you don't parody over the line. (which I don't think anyone here has done.)

Lol-taire's picture

Er, that gays are so self

Er, that gays are so self obsessed they spend their time reiterating what hypothetical bigots might be saying about them behind their backs...

God this a strange thread. It's like stalking people's facebook walls to see if they're saying bad things about you. Which actually I've never done, but now I've thought it of it sounds even better than repeatedly typing my name into google. That's tomorrow's plans settled then.

Gerardo's picture

Nicely put, hahahaha.Can't

Nicely put, hahahaha.

Can't think of a signature.

fox333's picture

I tried that and all i got

I tried that and all i got was nude pictures :(