...but didn't, in the interests of preserving your job, the respect of your elders, the illusion of your sanity, your teeth, etc.
"Like, OMG, there's snow? In December? In CANADA!!! NO. WAY. I bet it's COLD, too! PLEASE point that out again; I so love it when you talk about the obvious. Repeatedly. *Slap upside the head*."