Things you wanted to say out loud today...

apuffalogic's picture

...but didn't, in the interests of preserving your job, the respect of your elders, the illusion of your sanity, your teeth, etc.

For example:
"Like, OMG, there's snow? In December? In CANADA!!! NO. WAY. I bet it's COLD, too! PLEASE point that out again; I so love it when you talk about the obvious. Repeatedly. *Slap upside the head*."

l.enigma_ambulante's picture

Gahh...

What I said: But that's.. cute! XD
What I wanted to say: Oh my fuck.. You are so damn adorable! Date me??
Sigh. I am a chicken. =/

wilde_sapphire's picture

She was so nice to me today <3

Youre so cute, I really like you :D (pathetic thoughts lol)


Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.

lamb_da's picture

god

i love you please just stop this or tell me you love me back i think you're amazing and cute and funny and i want you even if you're at another school and that you pprefer guys prefer me please i love you and you say you love me but i dont believe you because you probably mean it as a friend and i dont want to be just friends i want to be with you and why why why do you have to go to that other school i wish you could go to my school why do you have to live there and not here i wish i could hold you more and just cling to your hand without those dummies staring and shit like that god why why why

carmen143's picture

You're beautiful. I hope you

You're beautiful. I hope you now that...
<3 FLAME ON! <3

dancing_in_the_rain's picture

i miss you.

i miss you.

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

Your girlfriend is a

Your girlfriend is a complete and total bitch. You need to get rid of her and start being more responsible. Like buy groceries so my broke mother doesn't have to. Oh, and do something about your son, because I'm going to push him down the stairs one of these days and bash his head against the floor. And I WON'T miss him

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

carmen143's picture

I love you. I wanna kiss you

I love you. I wanna kiss you and hold you and tell you you're beautiful. I've always loved you and always will. Stop going out with those douchebag "boyfriends" that only screw you over! I'm so much better for you... Why can;t you understand that...
<3 FLAME ON! <3

in rainbows's picture

he said "is that the size of

he said "is that the size of your brain *points to peanut*"
what i wouldve said but decided not to cause then it'd be awkward "no that's the size of your junk" XDDD wouldve been funny but....yeah lol

"he who laughs last didnt get it, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."

Zephyr's picture

I'm still upset about what

I'm still upset about what you did to me the other day. I know you say that you care about me, and I trust that. But that doesn't really give you permission to walk all over my feelings for a stupid bitch that doesn't want to be with you anyway! She doesn't appreciate you.

I was trying to tell you the other day that I needed you, I guess you didn't get it. I should just chalk it up to you feeling sick. Now you're having fun with our friends.

I miss you. I know nothing can really happen between us, but it still upsets me that I can care so much about you and you can live so far away.

You don't care about me in a healthy way. I don't understand you. I hate that you can't change. I hate that you joke about being the reason I'm in therapy because YOU ARE the reason I'm in therapy.

Sometimes I wish you would break character. I think we have chemistry. I shouldn't think that because like another friend of mine, you live too far away. Please come visit me on my birthday. And not just in rp.
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Did you meet your fortune teller?
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Do it up, it's always stellar
---RHCP

duct tape godess's picture

..

"i hate you. you have never been there for me and guess what?? im a dyke so kick me the fuck out now!"

"take me with you"

newt's picture

"Fuckin' jeez, you're a

"Fuckin' jeez, you're a super-sensitive fuckwit. Get over it."

bornforwater's picture

..Mom? Dad?

Hey..
Look, I know I've been a horrible kid. I'm sorry it has to be this way- and I know it's just one more thing, but.. This is really important to me. I love you guys.

I, uhm. ..I'm a boy.

tenmilestilts's picture

You're like my drug. I get

You're like my drug. I get my meager fill of you every night, but I just keep wanting more.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

TotalGeek42's picture

For goodness' sake!

I know you try to understand, but understanding doesn't mean purposefully calling my by the wrong name! It's not a -choice- that you have! My name is Skylar now! Deal! K thanks.

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

duct tape godess's picture

"one day im goinf to stab

"one day im goinf to stab you.."

" i really wish you would just punch me in the face it would hurt less than this."

"There was never any good old days
They are today, they are tomorrow
It's a stupid thing we say
Cursing tomorrow with sorrow"
-Gogol Bordello

madampalindrome's picture

Take me or leave me

'Hey Mom, can we talk? I have something to tell you.'

Damn my cowardice...

Don't you just hate it when people quote other people?~Anonymous

TotalGeek42's picture

"It's not a -name- thing

"It's not a -name- thing ma... nor do I have a motivation behind it aside from to be happy. You act understanding but you just -can't- grasp it, can you? Figures."

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

will's picture

LOL

We are soul catchers, aren't we?
Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

alexislove's picture

kIm

" you know that all these boys you get bored of are your responsibility right? I cant fix your problems all the time. Come to me when you need help with crafts and stuff, not when your creepy new boy toy starts talking serious relationship."

" LOL a great body?!?!?! JUst do that and get a good intellectual boy on the side. sounds fair?"

"I liked you yesterday, but fell in love with you today"- Were the World Mine

carmen143's picture

You look really beautiful

You look really beautiful when you sleep...
<3 FLAME ON! <3

Human101's picture

"Go back to Bulgaria bitch."

"Go back to Bulgaria bitch."

"Your cool and I'm pretty sure receiving Facebook messages from you is making my day 10x better."

"You really just don't want to spend time with me do you? Your own fucking daughter. PLUS, I'm even paying for you. So why say no? I could be blowing my money on someone else, on a date or something, not my mom."

"Damn. You's a sexy bitch."

"Yo, your ignorant."

I don't have many things I keep back (unless I'm at work). These are some from today though. Lol.

pollyanna03's picture

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carmen143's picture

No I don't want a husband

No I don't want a husband while playing Life. I want a lovely lady!
I'm a freaking flaming lesbian!!!!!!
I don't know how you have no idea about this fact...
<3 FLAME ON! <3

Israfel's picture

"Hey, hey bitch! Yes, I am

"Hey, hey bitch! Yes, I am calling you by your correct name 'mother'. I just wanted to call you up to tell you how much you FUCKED ME OVER. Thanks for that. Oh, and to tell you, I fucking hate you for turning up to Grandad's funeral drunk. Like you can't even have enough consideration to stay sober long enough for your own fathers fucking funeral! Did you even think about Grandma? Let alone the rest of us! Fuck you! Fuck you, you fucking alcoholic bitch! You think your life's so hard? Fuck you. You weren't the one who was an alcoholic when they were fucking 14! And you know what? I FIXED MY ISSUES. ALL ON MY OWN. WITHOUT YOUR HELP OR ANYONE ELSES! Fuck you and your fucking 'issues', you weren't there when I was hospitilized for being anorexic and trying to FUCKING KILL MYSELF! You visited me, what, ONCE?! FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES! Is that all I am to you? I try to kill myself THIRTEEN MOTHERFUCKING TIMES WITHIN FIVE YEARS and all I get is one, ONE fucking FIVE MINUTE VISIT! And you wonder why I hate you and don't respect you and never fucking talk to you. You stupid, STUPID bitch. I won't be sad when you die, as far as I'm concerned, our relationship ends with the fact I'm burdened with your gentic make up.
Oh, and for the record, I ought to crowbar you in the fucking face for not even TRYING to stop drinking for Dad. You and I both know he doesn't have that much time left to live, his cancer could come back at any moment AND YOU WANT TO KEEP HURTING HIM LIKE THIS. I don't care about you any more, but for some fucked up reason he still does. So for fucks sakes woman, at least put SOME fucking effort in."

Something I wanted to ring my mum up and yell at her for after having the millionth nightmare about my Dad dieing. Yeah, I kinda have mother issues.

-- You like my helm? It's +5 sexterity. Like dexterity, but with 'sex' on the front... yeah...

tenmilestilts's picture

what i wanted to say: "not

what i wanted to say: "not that you aren't attractive all the time, but when you're goalkeeping you're *sexy*"
what i said instead: "you had a couple of awesome saves there!"
*sigh*
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

anaradam's picture

You're trusting the wrong

You're trusting the wrong guy!