Things you wanted to say out loud today...

apuffalogic's picture

...but didn't, in the interests of preserving your job, the respect of your elders, the illusion of your sanity, your teeth, etc.

For example:
"Like, OMG, there's snow? In December? In CANADA!!! NO. WAY. I bet it's COLD, too! PLEASE point that out again; I so love it when you talk about the obvious. Repeatedly. *Slap upside the head*."

Ricky-chan72's picture

I actually said part of this

I actually said part of this statement out loud:
"I hate you. Look at your drawing. Now look at mine. I HATE YOU AND YOUR ADVANCED, OBVIOUSLY-BETTER-THAN-MINE ARTISTIC ABILITIES! YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE CUTE AND FUNNY, 'CAUSE IF YOU WEREN'T I'D HATE YOU EVEN MORE! UGH!!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHY CAN'T I DRAW THIS STUPID BOOT RIGHT?!?!?!" (after noticing that my sophomore friend in Art I had almost finished his drawing of a boot way before me, and it looked 10 times better than mine in comparison...this is why I'm dropping my art class after this year :D)

"You are the reason why I don't date Catholic Christian men." (after my friend called my beliefs in Witchcraft 'horse shit')

"Whore."

~"And this is how the dreams of the disenfranchised are born! It's a series of humiliating events, each followed by the rallying cry of 'Someday you'll all be sorry! I'M GONNA BE A STAR! I'm gonna have my own special on GAY CABLE!"--Alec Mapa~

Grace Hughen's picture

"I learned, okay?! I may be

"I learned, okay?! I may be an idiot but even I'm not stupid enough to make the same mistake twice."

ReinbowGrl's picture

So I'm not really one to

So I'm not really one to look at naked pictures...But the girl I really like took a picture of herself naked today and put her camera in my face...

What I said was "Damn" what I THOUGHT was "Holy jesus, I think we need to find a place where we can get naked together and I can show you just what this reputation can do in bed"

I think she understood after I said damn 4 or 5 times...

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

Neutrina's picture

I don't have it, you

I don't have it, you manipulative bitch. Let me alone.

"She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for"
-The Click Five "Just the Girl"

Lyddie's picture

"Actually, I hate Thai food,

"Actually, I hate Thai food, and I'd rather continue doing data entry on this computer like I have been for the past three hours, and will be for the next five, especially because I'm gonna be doing this for the next month and a half, and NOT GETTING PAID, than go out to lunch with you guys."

clarice123's picture

there's too much...

when i say i love you, i don't mean it how you think i do.

you look incredibly sexy today, are you wearing that for me?

if he's hot, than what am i?

wow, you seem to be really into eclipse. would you prefer bella, or edward?

BFEX (big, fat, ex- boyfriend), i love you, but not how you think i do. i do owe you some thanks, you helped me figure out a lot about myself.

i think it's really sad that you spend all your time crying over a boy who used you, cheated on you, and then left you.... 8 months ago.

Sunny Rays's picture

Soo...God. Do you hate me

Soo...God. Do you hate me because I'm gay or is it because I ate your son?

Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it.

Arthur's picture

"I'M NOT A GIRL,

"I'M NOT A GIRL, GODDAMIT!!!"

I wanted to say this for a while, not only to my mom, but my boss, co workers and a number of random people on the street who fail to observe the fact that I /don't/ go all scaryface when they call me sir, young man, dude, man, bro, etc. Hello, get some glasses, people! Notice the smile?!?! That means HAPPY!!!!!

"Coin-operated boy
Sitting on a shelf
He is just a toy
But I turn him on
And he comes to life
Automatic joy
That is why I want
A
Coin-operated boy."--Dresden Dolls, "Coin-operated Boy"

Lyddie's picture

(to my uncle, Mr.Born-again)

Your wife is not a clown car. Stop having children.

I bleed audio's picture

Not feeling so great

To my boss when she made me come to work despite being REALLY sick.

"Ok I'm sick, so I'm just gonna leave now, wait, you say I can't leave? Ok I'll just be over there vomitting my insides into timmy's lunchbox."

To the kids who kept asking me "Are you sick or something, Mr. Jon?"

"No I'm not sick I just really enjoy coughing, hacking, and vomitting. Thanks for asking though"

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

Arthur's picture

"Attention library

"Attention library patrons:

It would be greatly appreciated if you would learn to PUT THE MAGAZINES BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM! The shelves, are specifically labled for your convinence so that you can know EXACTLY where they go. Put them there next time, okay? Thanks. So. Much..."

(I hate people. They are stupid.)

"Why aren't we doing something about this?!?!?! Why are we all sitting here, staring at our shoes like someone died?? The library isn't dying, people! It's just running out of money! So, why don't we DO something about it?! Start a fundraiser, hold up grammy num-nums on the street, rob a BANK, but can we, like, NOT let a piece of our city's history--this 100yr old building that's been here since my GRANDMA was a kid--just go down the drain?!?!?!?"

(I really don't want to lose the library, alright. Plus, it took MONTHS to get this job)

"Oh, my gods woman, I am well aware of the fact that you are straight but I could just KISS you right now!"

(Someone suggested making a sub-commitee to save the library. This would have been a very dumb thing to say and even worse to do, since I would not only have lost my job, but also most probably been brought in by my boss for sexual assult....aheh.)

"Coin-operated boy
Sitting on a shelf
He is just a toy
But I turn him on
And he comes to life
Automatic joy
That is why I want
A
Coin-operated boy."--Dresden Dolls, "Coin-operated Boy"

theonechickcagelle's picture

to all of the slow walking

to all of the slow walking people in the hallways at school:
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It's like Dillinger once told me, 'It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights!'"

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I fucking still love you.

"I fucking still love you. And I don't think anything will ever change that"

"Dude, I fucking hate your guts. I wish you would die. I hate you for dating my ex. I hate you for breathing. For being near me."

"Fox, you're the best teacher I've ever had. And I don't think what I'd do without you."

"Amy, I'm sorry. I miss you so much. And if things were different & if I were single. I'd take you back, I'd beg you to take me back. But I'm sorry & I still love you."

"I'm still in love with my ex"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

theotherside's picture

Open your eyes! Have you

Open your eyes! Have you listened to a single word we've ever said in your presence? You're supposed to be smart, you moron. Please turn on your brain and think for yourself. Do you really think your actions have no consequences? Do you really think this is not killing us? If you don't want us around just say so, but if you're not going to say anything then stop blowing us off.

I hate you. You are a phony. You have manipulated him better than I ever imagined you could have. Congratulations, he's yours now and he can't see though your clearly kiniving tricks. Get out of my life.

Hm, yes, I know... by the way, did I mention I was a bisexual?

Go away and leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep.

Adam A's picture

MEOW

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clarice123's picture

"I wish your sister wasn't

"I wish your sister wasn't here so we could make out."

"Why do your eyes sparkle most for me?"

"I'm sorry I'm breaking your heart, but I'm trying to deal with being in love with a woman right now. I've tried so long to put other's 'matters-of-the-heart's before my own, that I have a lot of catching up to do. So, yes I love you, but not as much as I love her."

"You're a bitch and you need to get over yourself. He's leading you on. And telling me about your "date" with him isn't making me jealous, it's making me feel bad for you."

"What would you do if I turned out the lights?"

"Could you just kiss me already?"

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I wanted to hug you this

"I wanted to hug you this morning, & give you a kiss like I used to."

"Please, come back to me.....come back & let me hold you for one second longer"

"Dammit you bitch, you stole the one person in my life that I cared about so much. You fucked my relatinship up. I hope you fall off the face of th planet or get struck by a bus."

"Fox, I still love her, but I love Meghan as well. What am I going to do?"

"Oh my god, I'm thinking about my ex & her girlfriend fucking...what th hell????" (managed to say that one ^_^' don't ask..)

"Ms. Mahnken, have you ever been so confused, that you thinm suicide wopuld be a good answer?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

gaynow's picture

"He was touching your ASS?

"He was touching your ASS? What the fuck? He's four years older than you! And, like, your surrogate father! And in a relationship! With your surrogate mother!"

"Wait, no. Pay attention to me. Just... hold me a little? Or let me hold you? Or ask me why I was crying the other day so I can tell you that I like you?"

"Way to follow through, asshole."

"You're really, really attractive. But why don't you at least like my company?"

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

5thstory's picture

"No. N. O. No!" " . . . The

"No. N. O. No!"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Ricky-chan72's picture

"It's a fag-bag, yes! And

"It's a fag-bag, yes! And you know what?! I don't CARE! ARSE-HOLE!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, you're nice and all, and I can tell you like me, ok? But will you stop being so clingy and random?! I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE! NOT YOU!"

"Why are there....old people....staring at me... while I draw in art class?"

"You know, honestly, I don't think your husband finds any of your jokes funny, or anyone else for that matter."

~"And this is how the dreams of the disenfranchised are born! It's a series of humiliating events, each followed by the rallying cry of 'Someday you'll all be sorry! I'M GONNA BE A STAR! I'm gonna have my own special on GAY CABLE!"--Alec Mapa~

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Fuck what I said, it don't

"Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now. Fuck the presents, might as well throw them out. Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack. Fuck you, you hoe. I don't want you back."

"Let me hold you...let me make you smile...make you laugh....but most of all, let me love you."

"I love the way you fit into my arms...I love the way you treat me. I love everything about you. I couldn't lose you...not now....not ever."

"It's different with you....it always has been....it always will be."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

hebrew freak's picture

please stop, please stop,

please stop, please stop, please stop. god damn, that's annoying!

5thstory's picture

"Point of Personal

"Point of Personal Privilege, again! The Delegate DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH! I have not the dimmest clue about her random mumbling!""""

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Ricky-chan72's picture

"OH dear GODDESS. I cannot

"OH dear GODDESS. I cannot believe we just did THAT. Wow, umm...wow...WOW. That was sweet. <3"
~"And this is how the dreams of the disenfranchised are born! It's a series of humiliating events, each followed by the rallying cry of 'Someday you'll all be sorry! I'M GONNA BE A STAR! I'm gonna have my own special on GAY CABLE!"--Alec Mapa~

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I can't be with you. It's

"I can't be with you. It's not that I don't love you, but it's because I'm still so in love with her. And I don't know ifI can keep fighting back the urge to kiss her. Because I couldn't when I saw her the other night."

"Please, stay with me....don't leave. "
Let me come in through your window every night, so you can sleep peacefully."

"I don't want to be with you. You're an amazing girl, but ti's not fair to you, that you can't have my entire heart. You need to find someone who isn't so fucked up. And who isn't still in love with their ex."

"If I stay, I'm going to turn into the one thing that I hate."

"Amy, I did what you told me not to..& god did the pain feel good. And you know..I did it on the phone with her."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

I bleed audio's picture

Would you please just look

Would you please just look at me and acknowledge my existance...

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

Fiona Rosge's picture

aaahhhhhahhhhhhh

what about "life sucks,its boring and dull and i have no one to love me!" "IM SO BORED!"
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Come Josephine in my flying machine
Going up she goes up she goes
Balance yourself like a bird on a beam
In the air she goes there she goes
Up, up, a little bit higher
Oh, my, the moon is on fire
Good-by

tayz's picture

I hate your pessimism. I

I hate your pessimism. I promised myself to never date an emo (or similar minded) girl again but you're just as bad.
I woke up early this morning, still sick. I lied through my teeth and tried so hard to be able to meet you today.
You cancelled on me because when you woke up you couldn't be bothered? Because your friend wasn't coming?
Fuck you. Seriously. I hate your on and offs and hot and colds.
Why the fuck can't you be simple. Why do you make everything harder than it should be. I'm sorry I'm not your fucking ex. But I think I'm falling in love with you. Fuck me.

TheInsideLlama's picture

FUCK YOU!!!!, many other

FUCK YOU!!!!, many other obscenities. and also "Did my speech threaten you", to a girl scout leader...

underage_thinker's picture

"holy shit. I never realize

"holy shit. I never realize that you were SO FUCKING STUPID before.

it's choking on your beliefs; it's your worst sin saving your fucking life
it's the devil's knife carving holes into you soul so angels will have a place to make their way inside
life doesn't rhyme
-Andrea Gibson

Naimah's picture

"Shut the fuck up!! You're

"Shut the fuck up!! You're high and nothing your saying right now matters or makes sense.!!!"

and

"He was just using you, you wre a quick lay, and he's probably not going to talk to you again.... unless he's really horny. Just get over it already.""

~~~~~~~~~~~
Naimah!!!!!!

"Duck tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"The best way to do is to be." --Lao Tzu
"To do is to be." --Freidrick Neitzche
"To be is to do." --Emanuel Kant
"Do.

now what's picture

yeah, i'm sure if i was a

yeah, i'm sure if i was a straight boy i'd still dress as horribly as you do!

yes, actually. i'm furious at you, because you ditch me as soon as another of your friends comes along.

gee, maybe i'd rather not hear about your boner and try to understand the math homework!

darla07's picture

We all know your hot

"We all know your hot, so please put on some clothes."

"I don't get jealous. Oh and by the way, she fucked your sister too!"
(coworkers staring in shock)

"It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the light is out."

When she lowers her eyes she seems to hold all the beauty in the world between her eyelids; when she raises them I see only myself in her gaze.
- Unknown

TheInsideLlama's picture

" WHAT IN HELL WHEN YOU

" WHAT IN HELL WHEN YOU IMPROSIONED OUR CHAIRS IN COAT HANGER WIRE... IT'S A SAFETY HAZARD" in regards to my messed up teaching using coathangerish wire to secure desks in a row

5thstory's picture

"I hate you all. You are

"I hate you all. You are little, disgusting, and you should be better! Sincerely, I liked them all better. And they did, as well, that's why I got THAT award, among others. So? anyone feels lik growing up and being a little more decent this fine morning?"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Inkblot's picture

Today:

You, Mr History Teacher, are incompetent and a jerk. So there. Get out of the way and get someone who knows what they're doing to do your job.

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

wild-blue-yonder's picture

. . .

I think you might be the cutest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. I just wanted to let you know. And by the way, I hate your boyfriend. You two should break up immediately.

dykehalo's picture

You look irresistable in

You look irresistable in those ripped jeans and tight sweater..... i wanna rip them off and fuck you on the piano right now in front of everyone cuz i've loved you for 3 years now and everyday i just seem to love you more..
~~~Fear is only a verb if you let it be.. don't you dare let go of my hand~~~

now what's picture

"it's sort of annoying when

"it's sort of annoying when you say something to me and you're already walking off before i can answer. it's weird talking to you because you don't know how madly i liked you. at all. you're kind of thick, honey."

"skip the small talk. we could be best friends if we wanted to be."

Fiona Rosge's picture

Once i think ive found you

Once i think ive found you im surprised to see i cant reach you. Why are you so far from my grasp? its not fare! Havnt i been deserving enough of someone like you. someone tell me what i have to do to prove myself to you.
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Come Josephine in my flying machine
Going up she goes up she goes
Balance yourself like a bird on a beam
In the air she goes there she goes
Up, up, a little bit higher
Oh, my, the moon is on fire
Good-by

Ricky-chan72's picture

"Wow. You act as if I don't

"Wow. You act as if I don't have ears or something. Unfortunately, I can hear what you say about me."

"Well you know what? If you feel as if I can't do these reports for you, then why don't you get your actual assistant-- you know, the one who was hired to do these things for you-- TO DO THEM FOR YOU! Psycho...(later, to the same person)...Yes, dear. I'm right. I knew I was right when I stepped into your office, and yet you tried to prove me wrong, because you are so hellbent on getting some extra monies. Not happening. It's not my fault the company won't pay you back for those two charges...So yeah. I'm right, you're wrong, can I go now?"

"You are sick as fuck. Why the hell don't you just stay home for once? It's not going to affect my learning of chemistry at all."

"Honey, seriously, listen to me...um...you run like me. Do you know what I am? That's right, I'm a fairy! So if people see you running like that, then they're gonna think you like penis or something. I'm just saying, you know. I'm just looking out for your best interests."

"Hehe, you're so needy, it's funny!"

~"And this is how the dreams of the disenfranchised are born! It's a series of humiliating events, each followed by the rallying cry of 'Someday you'll all be sorry! I'M GONNA BE A STAR! I'm gonna have my own special on GAY CABLE!"--Alec Mapa~

5thstory's picture

"I LOVE YOU!" " . . . The

"I LOVE YOU!"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Catherine's picture

Shut Up!!

Shut the fuck up! you are a narrow minded obnoxious ass hole!!

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I hope you all are

"I hope you all are happy...have a fucking good valentines day"

"Hey....here I am talking to you at school, not caring if your friends like me or not."

"Ms. Mahnken...I'm not going to listen to you, & I think we both know it. No matter what you say...I'm going to end up shimming through her window."

"Dammit...say hi to me & don't ignore me! You don't want to, so why aren't you doing something to change it?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

clarice123's picture

valentine

"To me, you are perfect, too. And I wish you actually meant what you said."

gaynow's picture

"So. Yeah. I know you're two

"So. Yeah. I know you're two years younger than me and you like two guys who are two years older than me and are our bosses and both of whom look to be flirting with you.......... but hey, go out with me?"

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

underage_thinker's picture

Jealousy/ turnings saints into the sea

Why do you have to be so fucking cool?
And such a good actor?
It's creepy.
But amazing, 'cause whenever you get into (any) charcter, I try to make myself seem less stupid.

And that Jacket is da bomb.

And your friends are really cool and nice and I wish my friends were like that, but I don't know how to make friends with boys.

it's choking on your beliefs; it's your worst sin saving your fucking life
it's the devil's knife carving holes into you soul so angels will have a place to make their way inside
life doesn't rhyme
-Andrea Gibson

Fiona Rosge's picture

so

i wish i could say my secret thoughts but im afraid they will only ruin everything?what will it help anyway?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come Josephine in my flying machine
Going up she goes up she goes
Balance yourself like a bird on a beam
In the air she goes there she goes
Up, up, a little bit higher
Oh, my, the moon is on fire
Good-by

underage_thinker's picture

Say them anyway Nothing will

Say them anyway

Nothing will be ruined

it's choking on your beliefs; it's your worst sin saving your fucking life
it's the devil's knife carving holes into you soul so angels will have a place to make their way inside
life doesn't rhyme
-Andrea Gibson

I bleed audio's picture

Why are you stalling? Just

Why are you stalling? Just lean forward and kiss me!

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned