Things you wanted to say out loud today...

apuffalogic's picture

...but didn't, in the interests of preserving your job, the respect of your elders, the illusion of your sanity, your teeth, etc.

For example:
"Like, OMG, there's snow? In December? In CANADA!!! NO. WAY. I bet it's COLD, too! PLEASE point that out again; I so love it when you talk about the obvious. Repeatedly. *Slap upside the head*."

Grace Hughen's picture

stuff accumulated from this week

"I'm flattered you liked my singing but actually compliments just make me feel worse about myself, so if you could just... not..."

"I know I was never as bitchy as you when I was your age."

And several times: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

5thstory's picture

"I'm horrible. Please,

"I'm horrible. Please, forgive me! I am so sorry! so very sorry!!!!"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

underage_thinker's picture

RAIN?!?!? RAIN!?!?!?!? I

RAIN?!?!? RAIN!?!?!?!?
I thought that February in the bay area was technically summer. I was going to go and take pictures in my dad's neighborhood. And all you can give me is RAIN!?!?!? No beautiful sun? Wetness. Damn rain.

it's choking on your beliefs; it's your worst sin saving your fucking life
it's the devil's knife carving holes into you soul so angels will have a place to make their way inside
life doesn't rhyme
-Andrea Gibson

idiotkid333's picture

mmm

"Get aways from me you stupid dog. I'm not holding, I don't have a knife so just get the fuck away from me and sniff out your gattdamn masters doughnuts."

* Drug search at school *

"You don't know shit about shit you dirty war pig."

clarice123's picture

"Your hair looks so cute

"Your hair looks so cute when it's so... not done at all."

"Please stop drawing hearts on my papers, it looks unprofessional and it's sort of a false promise. You're giving me your heart, without really meaning it. Please stop teasing me."

"Do you wish we had more time together all the time?"

"Stop stareing at my cleavage. It's distracting."

"Mr. Mystery Boy: I'm not stalking you, stop flattering yourself."

"Why did you laugh when I said girlfriend instead of boyfriend? You didn't listen to me when you asked if I meant boyfriend."

"You don't need to be so sad, there's so much to be happy about."

"I am in love with you."

5thstory's picture

"I never meant to do you

"I never meant to do you wrong!"
"Hmmm... mind if we make out before the lift reaches the 3rd floor, and continue later?"
"NO. I said so a thousand times: I can't unless you give me a week's notice."
"Lorelai's dog, Paul Anka, is quite more normal than you, dear."
"See, pal, you can't speak to me like that. I am only letting you do so, because you are cute, and given the huge amount of un-cute people here, I need someone cute auround to be OK. That's why I am not ruining your life. For now."
"OH JOY! Rabbit crap! Why not make a nudist bar now, at least bunnies there are more profitable!"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Lyddie's picture

"I'm TERRIFIED."

"I'm TERRIFIED."

Icarus's picture

"I'm not even fucking worth

"I'm not even fucking worth your time, am I?"

"Listen, I DON'T CARE that you're the star pitcher of the varsity baseball team. I don't even care that I hate chemistry, because at this point I JUST WANT YOU TO SHUT UP. If you can't even dredge up enough respect to shut your puny little fucking mouth and not act more mature than most FOUR-YEAR-OLDS, than frankly sir, you don't deserve to be breathing oxygen."

"YES! I DID IT! I LOOKED AT THE READING QUIZ AND FIGURED OUT THE ANSWERS! I'M SORRY!!"

"You're so pretty. And sweet. And smart. And funny. And charming. And you play softball. WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU QUEER?!" *steams quietly muttering semi-coherently*

These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I wanna be in your arms

"I wanna be in your arms tonight...for some god given reason....but I wanna know if that would hurt you, more than I've already hurt you."

"Kiss me already dammit!"

"What are your feelings for Trish?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Icarus's picture

"Listen, SIR. you say you

"Listen, SIR. you say you don't single anyone out, and YET i can see several groups of people violating the rules RIGHT NOW and you haven't said ONE WORD to them about it. you say you don't like people making loops and not buying anything, and YET EVERY SUNDAY we have mall walkers making....*GASP!* LOOPS. *GASP!* IN THE MALL! you say the couches are for elderly customers after they're finished shopping, and YET *GASP* i've yet to see shopping bags by these lovely elderly people's feet. so, SIR. BITE ME."

clarice123's picture

kjagl

"fuck this lame ass movie. let's go make out in the bathroom."

"quick! no one's looking! you can love me again!"

foxmore's picture

"yes you have fed the

"yes you have fed the freaking dog 5 cans of food in a single day before... and I have freaking proof"

"I hate you when you take ambien"

1stTeeka's picture

well this morning

"I know what the hell i can handle more than you could ever know! unless you have some magical device that lets you read my mind and know everything about me? i didnt think so."

I wanted to go visit my boyfriend< he lives like an hour away, and my parents said they dont want me driving cause i cant handle the roads, even though there clear and have been plowed and salted, and there was a car accident last night and they closed part of the highway, which was opened 3 hours later although my mother is to stupid to pay attention to that part.
oh and
"Hypocrite, there my classes, not yours, i'll handle them!"
cause my parents lectured me on my homework, cause i was absent cause i was in New Orleans, and the say at the begining of the year they will leave me alone about homework but if i dont do it well the first semester there watching second. well i did well, 1 b 1 b+ and 2 a's. but that didn't stop them lecturing me. oh and then my "attitude" is a problem but thats there fault for keeping there promises

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I'm fucking jealous of her

"I'm fucking jealous of her Meghan, do you know that? I'm jealous that I have to work now for your attention."

"God dammit, ask me out already so I have a reason to really try to not sleep with her."

"I wanna be your fuck buddy...."

"Get your ass over here & give it to me rough."

"Let me kidnap you tonight."

"I don't wanna see you with anyone but me."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I'm fucking jealous of her

"I'm fucking jealous of her Meghan, do you know that? I'm jealous that I have to work now for your attention."

"God dammit, ask me out already so I have a reason to really try to not sleep with her."

"I wanna be your fuck buddy...."

"Get your ass over here & give it to me rough."

"Let me kidnap you tonight."

"I don't wanna see you with anyone but me."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

I bleed audio's picture

Have I told you how

Have I told you how incredibly amazing you are?

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

runningupthefreeway's picture

meh

"I live in socal! Why is it bloody raining?!!!"

"Whats happening and why are people touching me?"

"No, I'm not a space phobe. The reason I don't want you near me is because i want you near me."

Inkblot's picture

From today...

To my mother: "Please get sleep and relax and stop being in an inexplicably bad mood. Also, me having a social life is not an abomination."

To the father of a friend: "Go away, passive-aggressive turtle man, you frighten me."
Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

Arthur's picture

...

I can actually /hear/ you say that!
"I used to be such a burning example
I used to be so original."--Brand New, "Millstone"

Ricky-chan72's picture

"Mother, it doesn't matter

"Mother, it doesn't matter how many times you stare me down while I sit here in church, I will continually space out and think about pretty much everything except Jesus."

"I want you so badly right now. Like, really, really badly. And that's not the hormones talking...I think. Yeah, it's not."

"Stupid chemistry teacher. I hate you and your assignment. Do you not realize that I have better things to do?!"

"Stupid art teacher. I hate you and your assignment. Do you not realize that I have better things to do?! LIKE FANTASIZE ABOUT STUFF?!?!"

~"And this is how the dreams of the disenfranchised are born! It's a series of humiliating events, each followed by the rallying cry of 'Someday you'll all be sorry! I'M GONNA BE A STAR! I'm gonna have my own special on GAY CABLE!"--Alec Mapa~

1stTeeka's picture

um today

"there is no such thing as always haveing a bad picture! if you would just go back to not noticing me i'll prove it dam you!"
they wouldn't stop moving for fear of my camera, but if they had just gotten over it and forgotten the camera for like 5 seconds i would have had this amazing shot and could have proved that they dont look bad in pictures.

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

I bleed audio's picture

Be careful what you're about

Be careful what you're about to say cause you're on thin ice

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

gaynow's picture

"You're being moody. Don't

"You're being moody. Don't be moody. If I can not be moody, so can you."

"I'm going to stop trying to figure out whether you have a nice female ass or a nice male ass; it's just a nice ass, and no, I don't at all mind starting at it for hours after school."

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

idiotkid333's picture

"Yes, I think you're using

"Yes, I think you're using me. No, I don't care. If you want to be my girlfriend all you have to do is ask. Stop being such a complicated weirdo about everything. We can still be BFFs if being lovers doesn't work."

"No, I'm not actually going to school today. I'm skipping. Again, but thanks for calling and everything. That was thoughtful."

"Why did you have to say things like that? Now I'm stuck with all these beautiful..paint + Mary J + naked unavailable girl-body thoughts in my head that wont go away."

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I don't believe you when

"I don't believe you when you say you'll quit, ir when you tell me you're going to be faithful."

"I don't believe you when you say you're still a lesbian. I didn't believe the bull crap story you gave me about John."

"I think the reason you want to talk to Ky is because you want to tell him you have a girlfriend and don't want to be with him."

"I had my panic attack last night because, I think you're bi."

"I'm freaked about you being bi, because now I have to worry about losing you to everyone."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Notuptothinkingofacreativeusername's picture

"Yes! just by being straight

"Yes! just by being straight you are a fucking homophobe!"

"NO I don't have a sleep disorder, the only time I can talk to my parents is when they're half asleep!"

loreonpravus's picture

"My belly button obtains

"My belly button obtains this suction property on my finger if it's wet and I poke it properly."

"There's another part of you that I'd like to get my tongue on, and it's not a random limb."

Icarus's picture

:) you have no idea how

:)

you have no idea how happy those two sayings just made me.

Leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES!

clarice123's picture

"are you sad because you

"are you sad because you think you can't get this? because you totally could. in fact, i would gladly scamper off to the bathroom with you right now! also, i'm madly in love with you! would you like a cookie?"

"hey guys... so, i'm in love with summer. i know you all probably have figured it out by now or whatever... but it's hard and i need your help."

now what's picture

again! again!

"You conceited little bitch! You have no idea how close I am to turning your pot-smoking ass in!"

"No, honey, I'm not mad at you. I just realized how little you care about me."

"Will you fucking shut up about how better your cooking is than mine? And, plus, I had no idea where you guys where, so what exactly am I supposed to do, huh?"

idiotkid333's picture

well...

"Usually when I say "So, how is your life going?" I really genuinely want to know but other times I just want you to say, "Well, you see, I'm in love with you." "

wild-blue-yonder's picture

argh

I've wanted to say that many a time, too...

Arthur's picture

"Will you, for the love of

"Will you, for the love of ARADIA, swallow your damn stupid pride and let me help you?!?!"

"What the feck makes you think I want to pay near $40 for some goddam book that looks like it would cost $5 at another store?! Are you stoopid?!?! Do you need some assistance with this concept? I. Am a COLLEGE STUDENT. LIVING WITH MY /PARENTS/. On FAFSA!!!!!!!!! I don't have the MONEY for your piece of crap book!"

wild-blue-yonder's picture

"Excuse me, ma'am? Just so

"Excuse me, ma'am? Just so you know, talking behind my back doesn't work if I can hear you."

5thstory's picture

"You're cute, and I like

"You're cute, and I like you. Don't you want to join me somewhere for a drink? But promise you won't tell anyone else, they'll think it creepy.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

hayden_love778899's picture

omlg, lots.

1. if school is tring to prepare us for work then why do we have homework, because work isnt going to give us homework, we go to work, do our job, come home, have some sex and go to bed!"

2.*picks up phone*"lesbian daughter of hetro couple how may i display my rainbow?" ((lol))

3."just fuck kristyjoe and send her home brett!"

hayden_love778899's picture

UGH!

1.why the fuck cant i just snap my fingers and make a hemp necklace rather than have to look up instructions and waste bloody homework time!

2.bloody christ!

3.omlj im a fatty.

yep_im_a_stalker's picture

"Please wear less revealing

"Please shut your fat gob, you (semi-)unibrowed jackass. If I have to hear you speak again I will shove your own fist up your ass and personally beat your stupid Chevy into the ground with my own hands if necessary."

Both directed at the same person.

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ReinbowGrl's picture

"You cannot control me and

"You cannot control me and fuck you for trying to. If you have a problem with me, don't be coy, get over yourself and fucking tell me. Don't make me guess. You won't get the reaction you're looking for."

"How could you do that to me? I told you not to say anything because I was going to...TODAY...And you had to fucking go over my head and tell her who knows what?? Thanks, you're fucking GREAT friend..."

It's not something I wanted to say...But I want to a) throw my work in progress coil clay pot against a wall and b) beat my head against the closest wall.

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

Grace Hughen's picture

"You like this guy and you

"You like this guy and you haven't even said one word to him. And now you're going to ask him out. Great. Have fun with that."

"I don't deserve this! Why couldn't you just let me remain in my bubble of mediocrity? It's bad enough I'm full of bullshit, but all of it somehow got you to think I really am that smart. People wonder why I'm always going on about hating life... well, wouldn't you, if your lies were too good?"

"I'd love to be honest with you, except for the part where all my secret ill deeds are brought to light and you don't even tell me one secret in return."

And probably the most coherent one all day: "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

gaynow's picture

"Goddamn, why are you dating

"Goddamn, why are you dating HER? Shouldn't you be dating ME?"

"I don't care that you're a professional, elite singer, that doesn't give you an excuse to vibrato like a dying goose!"
And "um, please join our choir?"
And, "OMG your head is shiny and you sing tenor and you are SO GAY!!! I love you!!!"

"Bugger, why'd you drop out? I wanna listen to you sing, damnit! (And... possibly check you out/get to know you... but still!)"
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Arthur's picture

To my mom: "Please, for the

To my mom: "Please, for the love of the GODS stop pretending like you know everything about my friends and why I do what I do and for the umpteenth time stop telling me that Gwen is using me because she's NOT GODSDAMNIT!!!!!!"

A friend of a friend: "What can I kill to fix it?"

Gwen: "Would you please leave me alone right now? My mother is brainwashing me into thinking that you secretly think I'm a piece of shit that doesn't deserve respect. Y'know I can't think of about five people who would be a better stand-in mom for you than mine. Please go find one. Save yourself. And just leave me alone right now."

Haddie: "Ditch class and run away with me? Please."

yesac's picture

"I know I have boobs, so now

"I know I have boobs, so now can you all stop talking about it?"

"ewww stop chopsticking pinching! it feels so weird!!!"

"Sometimes you just stare at me, I don't know what it's for, but I fear that its more. I can't turn back and love you the same, because the pain is unbearable."

Alyssa in love's picture

"OMG your so damn hot today!

"OMG your so damn hot today! (omg i think ur hot and ur my best friend)"
"I can pretty much see down your pants.lol"
"OMG i hate you, you stupid fucker who is with my wannabe girl"
"when you hold me like that i want to rip your clothes off!"
"I want to pour some sugar on u, then u can shake me all night long.lol"(my favorite songs i dedicated to the girl i like)
"shut up so i can kiss you already!"
" im going to smash your face off that fucking desk if you give me another dirty look you stupid WHORE!!!!!"
"NO im not trying to get with your boyfriend!! I like chicks!"

gaynow's picture

"Wait, you just kissed my

"Wait, you just kissed my head, didn't you? Damn why are you so confusing???"

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

mature08's picture

Are you sure you want to get marry so soon????

"give me a chance I wanna know you better I want you to know me better!!! two more months you are going to marry him...between now and then a lot of things can happen but can there be a miracle???"

I bleed audio's picture

Ok let me get this straight,

Ok let me get this straight, you're cute, bi, and have lived up the street from me for the past three years and I'm just finding this out now?!

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

ReinbowGrl's picture

"Your daughter is about to

"Your daughter is about to have a mental break down, and you can either let her go to her girlfriend's house or you can wonder at two am why there is blood in the bathroom sink."

"Please go running tonight. I need you to hold me together."

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I really wish you wouldn't

"I really wish you wouldn't beg me to run, and then change your mind about having me come to see you. It annoys me."

"Why can't I make you smile, even when you're upset like you are now?"

"Please, come to school Tuesday...if you don't, I won't be there."

"You're the only reason I haven't dropped out of school."

""I wish I could make everything better."

"Why am I always the one calling you crying? And why is it always whn you want to break down and cry?"

"Do you get annoyed with me for not being more emotionally strong? Don't you ever want to just leave me because I'm easy to make cry?"

"I need you here tonight. I don't want to wait until tomorrow to see you, or hold you in my arms. I won't be able to do it."

"Goddammit, who I date is none of your fucking buisness. If I want to date someone and not tell you. Then I will. You can get over yourself and accept that I won't always tell you things. Or you don't. I dont' care. I'm our of your house as soon as I get the chance."

"Nanna, I'm gay."

"I miss you, why didn't you stay?"

"Daddy, I don't want to be here anymore.....can I go somewhere else?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Arthur's picture

"Geezus christ, gil, do you

"Geezus christ, gil, do you even realize what you just did to my stupid teenage-boy mentality? My mom is in the next room and, I mean, kissing is great and all, but damn!!! :DDDD"

"I just want you to stop trying to protect me and protect yourself instead!!"