Things you wanted to say out loud today...

apuffalogic's picture

...but didn't, in the interests of preserving your job, the respect of your elders, the illusion of your sanity, your teeth, etc.

For example:
"Like, OMG, there's snow? In December? In CANADA!!! NO. WAY. I bet it's COLD, too! PLEASE point that out again; I so love it when you talk about the obvious. Repeatedly. *Slap upside the head*."

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"I really wish you would

"I really wish you would believe me when I say it's going to happen."

"I'm going to handcuff you to the chair and have my way. Either tomorrow or the half day I follow you home."

"I'm dating her again, and you need to get used to it. Because one day I may just ask her to marry me."

"Everyone should mind their own buisness, and accept the fact that Amy makes me happy. And my life isn't complete unless she's in it."

"Either accept the fact tha tI'm dating her again. Or don't...I don't really care about your opinion on my relationship status."

"I don't care if you like the idea of me getting my lip pierced. Your opinion is your own. Whether you like it or not, it's going to happen."

"Why the hell are you going to get your nose pierced?"

"Please don't get your nose pierced..."

"I love you, and count down the days until I can hold you in my arms for hours on end. And not have to care about being home before midnight because it's a school night."

"Hurry up and be 18, so we can go on lots of adventures in your car."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

SapphoTeen's picture

How is it that there's not a

How is it that there's not a single lesbo at my school!?!?

5thstory's picture

"Ermm... See, I have no

"Ermm... See, I have no fucking idea about Kant because the only night I had to study, I went to a bar and had one too many drinks. Can I do the test like next year?"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Arthur's picture

So much for me being your

So much for me being your best friend. Sinn Fein? Bull shit. Why are you hiding from me? Why are you running away?!?! Fuck you. Leave me alone. Fiana Fail Sinn Fein...Ourselves alone???? MYSELF alone. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. Fuck shit your friendship soul mate connection lies. Fuck you, Gwen. I don't hate you, but at this moment you have a lot of nines. Go away for a while. I'll call you. Don't call me. Ne zvoni Ne zvoni Ya ustala Ya ustala. I don't want you near me right now.

And that's why I like Haddie better. *sneer*

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"You're my everything. I

"You're my everything. I wish I could tell you"

"Come kiss me in the rain, and make me forget that she's gone. At least for awhile."

"Can we live on the water?"

"I didn't go to school today, instead I was with Amy"

"By the way, we're dating again. So you can suck it up and kiss my ass."

"Why I made her cry, and why she made me cry. is none of your damn buisness, so butt out."

"My relationship status is not your buisness."

"Back the fuck of my girlfriend. She doesn't like you, so get the clue and butt off."

"Can we elope?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Ricky-chan72's picture

"Why can't you just be

"Why can't you just be honest about this?! Are you just leading me on or something?!"

"I hope you have fun on your vacation while I'm wondering how the HELL I'm going to pass your stupid Chemistry class."

~"And this is how the dreams of the disenfranchised are born! It's a series of humiliating events, each followed by the rallying cry of 'Someday you'll all be sorry! I'M GONNA BE A STAR! I'm gonna have my own special on GAY CABLE!"--Alec Mapa~

Chizuna san's picture

ex

Yes, I wrote a mad "I hate you poem" in my blog today. But guess what- it's been three months since we've talked. You don't cross my mind anymore. Get over me.

ReinbowGrl's picture

"Yes, we can elope. Now.

"Yes, we can elope. Now. Please"

"I wish you could let me inside your head, I hate these guessing games."

"Fuck. You."

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

wild-blue-yonder's picture

You don't know me,

“Hi there. You don’t know me, but I hate you, and I want to punch you in the face.”

(I was struggling to refrain from saying this all evening - it was difficult)

-Ruby-'s picture

...

"damn, boy... you are so Abercrombie-model-hot, and if i didn't have a boyfriend who i am totally in love with, i would SO fuck you ASAP."

"hey little-dyke in the 1920's-paper-boy hat... i like ur style and i can't really seem look away from u..."

"hey kid, where's the flood?" [her pants were so fucking short on her]... or to her parents [who were with her]: "buy your kid some new pants! you're sitting in Starbucks, i know you can afford it!"

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Yes, mom. Amy's here and

"Yes, mom. Amy's here and we're sitting downstairs while I'm on the computer having hot lesbian sex."

""I wish I could let you inside my head."

"It's harder to talk about her than you know. But I do, because you want to know."

"You're going to look so beautiful at prom."

"Come wisk me away and let's run off into the sunset. Like in a faerytale."

"Scratch that, I don't believe in faerytales anymore."

"Your daughter is an amazing person. And you are an asshole. You should go jump off a bridge and die you fucker."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

l0vinglyl3sbian's picture

"why must you act like I'm

"why must you act like I'm an alien because I'm gay? Is it really that bad?"

"Well I'm sorry!"

"In love...with me?! Yeah, so the sky is blue and the grass is green and that little thing you just said doesnt quite make sense!"

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"What makes me hate you so

"What makes me hate you so much? The fact that you're still breathing."

"Dear god, you think that making me hug you, and you kissing me and hugging me is going to make me like you anymore?''

"Dude, I'm gay, I love her. Get the fuck over it."

"Yeah, I cut. What's your point? Put me in therapy. I don't care. You can't make me talk."

"She used to, the hell if I know she does now. It's not her fault. Get over yourself."

"You think you can protect me. You trying to protect me is the reason I go against what you say."

"You're the only one I really listen to."

"I miss her, and no one really knows."

"Let us run away, and never return."

"You said you wouldn't shave your head until I was ready. Can we do it my senior year?"

"Pierce my belly button. Please?"

"When I say I'm not ready. That means, I won'tever be ready. Just do it now."

"Baby, you mean the world to me. And I would do anything to see you happy. You are my moon, my sun, my stars. You are my whole entire world. And you're what it revolves around. I just wish I could open my mouth and tell you.''

"You make it seem as though saying it is so easy."

"You're so fearless, and always make the first moves. But not this time. So tomorrow sit back, and let me do it."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

5thstory's picture

"Why, we are very

"Why, we are very dysfunctional on our own lovely way"

"Mom, dad, I'm gay, and I kinda like that guy. Would you mind if I just go over to his table a sec?"

"Hello you."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHO THE FUCKING HELL CALLS AT 7 AM A SUNDAY AFTER A PARTY?!"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

l0vinglyl3sbian's picture

"You're a slutty ass bitch

"You're a slutty ass bitch who looks pregnant so go fuck another one of your pimps and stop starting shit just because you're not my wife!! Thank You"

toreador_18's picture

To one of the girls in Art 30:

" You there! On your back! Now! I am going to give you the thrill of your dull life ! "

Silly's picture

im leaving

OK SO IM TIRED OF YOU.
TIRED.
IM LEAVING.
IM TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
BYE

...i wish i actually did...

milee13's picture

"I had another one of those

"I had another one of those dreams where I was making out with your sister."
"Hey pretty cashier lady who always fumbles my money, wanna go meet my bed?"

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"God really hates

"God really hates me..."

"Where'd you go?!?!?! I called you when I got home....you wasn't there" (will be said later!)

"Come back, fuck me on your counters again."

"Dammit! My promise will be fulfilled! All I need is time!"

"When we are next at your house alone. You, floor, no clothes."

"Can we text message like we did in french again?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"It hurts me that you accuse

"It hurts me that you accuse me of being upset you went out with Ky"

"Why do things seem different between us?"

"She's stronger than I am."

"The next time I ask you for something. Feel free to say no. I don't need your permission to do anything. Cause I'll do it anyway."

"Mother, you can either leave me alone for several hours, so I can cry. Or you can watch as your daughter breaks down for some unknown reason."

"I hate you, because I need you now."

"You left, I need you to be here. So we can go on random adventures in your car like we used to at odd hours of the night."

"I doubt you, and it hurts me that I do."

"My stupid feelings are going to be the downfall of everything I hold dear."

"Yes, mother...you just need to wisk me off and throw me in therapy. All I'll do is sit on the floor and meditate."

"I don't really care about anything right now."

"You may say I'm pretty, that I'm beautiful. But I know deep down it's all complete bullshit. Cause I'm not. Nor will I ever be."

"Why the hell did you accuse me?"

"I want to be somewhere else...."

"I'm half tempted to just quit school...."

"Fox....I think a long nice talk about stuff is in store."

"Can I skip 4th period tomorrow and just sit and talk with you in your classroom?"

"Why does it feel as though something's going to happen and you're going to leave?"

"This just seems too perfect to be true."

"As much as I try not to.....the thought that this may be just a lie....crosses my mind."

"I love you, and I'm sorry for thinking what I do."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

kellylien's picture

you're really, really

you're really, really hot.
it's so wrong, but it feels natural.

ReinbowGrl's picture

I feel like my world is

I feel like my world is crumbling and I don't know what to do.

Remember when we first fell in love? Me too. I miss the smile on your face when you would see me...Now, it's like...you don't smile unless I kiss you...

Please, come hold me. I feel like I'm going to fall apart.

Nothing comes out right, and everything feels wrong. I can't be the one constantly trying to make it work. If you want affection, go get some.

I just want this stupid school year to be over.

I'm afraid. And I don't know how big of a lie to tell to get me out of it...

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Let me be there to hold

"Let me be there to hold your world together."

"Please, don't try not to cry in front of me. I want to hold you and pull you into my lap like I've dreamed of for so many months now."

"I remember when we first fell in love. And I feel bad that the only time I seem to smile is when you kiss me."

"You may think it's the only time I smile. But I always smile when I'm behind you checking you out. Or when you're holding me tight."

"Let me hold you tight as the world spirals out of control around us."

"Why are you lying to me? I wish you wouldn't. It makes me feel like you don't trust me."

""Please tell me what's wrong?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

gaynow's picture

"Are you sure things aren't

"Are you sure things aren't awkward between us?"

"Please don't feel bad when I'm crying, even if you were indirectly responsable for me being miserable the past few months."

"You didn't get me a present. Bugger."

"Your hair was so sexy before. WHY DID YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD??? WHYYYY???"

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

wild-blue-yonder's picture

: (

"Your hair was so sexy before. WHY DID YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD??? WHYYYY???"

Ah, no, I hate that.

l0vinglyl3sbian's picture

"because they're all

"because they're all assholes just like you!!"

"hey, you sir, move out of my way, i'm tryin to stare at your hot girlfriend"

"why, hello there shorty, would you like to have phone sex since you're in georgia?"

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Will you still be here when

"Will you still be here when everyone else leaves me for dead?"

"I need you with me Tuesday to hold me together."

"You bitch. If you wanna throw things at me, try throwing a punch. That way I can take my frustration out on you."

I miss you, more than I think I ever have."

"My heart is breaking...and I don't know what to do."

"I'm tired of hiding from my nanna, I wanna tell her."

"Please, be here for me always."

"I want you to have a ring on your finger, and a ring on mine."

"Can we please run away and elope for the summer?"

"Wisk me away on a vacation for a few days, where it's just you, me, and the ocean. Along with complete strangers who know nothing of our past history."

"It's been almost a fucking year, if you exclude the breakups. what are we gonna do for our anniversary?"

"Please, don't be working that day.....it's our day. Can we spend it together?"

"I NEED you to be here, to hold me together while my world falls apart and I feel like I've lost her all over again."

"Don't tease me unless you're going to go through with it."

"You think I didn't feel it, but I did. And I want more!"

"Next weekend, you...bed, clothes...floor. My mouth...your body!"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

5thstory's picture

"I'M DOING MY FUCKING BEST.

"I'M DOING MY FUCKING BEST. MY FUCKING DAMN BEST. WORKING MYSELF TO FUCKING EXHAUSTION, JUST FOR A FUCKING PAT ON THE HEAD AND A 'THAT'S OK'. OK. NOT EVEN FUCKING PERFECT, JUST OK."

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Fuck your parents and what

"Fuck your parents and what they say, get your ass over here and hold me tonight!"

"Even if I did sit my parents down and talk with them. I don't know what I would say. Or if I could do it alone."

"I'm begging you, let me runaway with you."

"Swear to me you won't ever leave me."

"Young I may be, you still love me the same."

"Does age really matter to you?"

"Mother, father. Amy is important in my life. And I want you both to know that we're dating again. And I don't give a flying fuck what either of you say. I plan on getting married to her one day. And I plan on raising a family with her. I don't care how young I am. I am in love with her, and I always will be. So you can accept the words I'm saying. Or you can't. You can't stop me from seeing her. I'm almost 17, I'm going to start doing what I want whether you approve or not. So you can either let me go, or you can be like her parents. And have a tighter grip on me, and fight with me on a daily basis. But I love her, and you need to accept the fact that even though we've hurt each other....we're wanting to spend the rest of our lives together. And now, maybe the next time I sit you two down, it's to inform you that we're getting married."

"Get your ass over here and cuddle me. I need you"

"I don't like the idea of you dating anyone else. But that really doesn't matter now does it? I didn't expect you to crush on me forever. But I just don't want to hear about your crush crushing on you. I don't care. She can keep it to herself."

"Why the hell am I so irritated with people?"

"STOP FUCKING MAKING OUT IN THE KITCHEN! If I can't make out with Amy, then you shouldn't be able to either! Fair treatment father....what happened to that?"

"Why the fuck do I always get stuck doing chores? Shane doens't do much. Rachel may be knocked up, but she can still do shit. Make one of them do stuff. Oh, wait....it's because I'm a lesbian isn't it?"

"Yeah, you can say it doesn't bother you. But I think deep down, you hate the idea that I'll never be the one to give you grandkids. Well, you can accept me or not. In fact, I think I'd rather you didn't like it. I'd prefer if you kicked me out of the house."

"HOw much do you think they'd take before they kicked me out?"

"Can you kick me out please?"

"Throw me against the wall in front of everyone and let them all know I'm yours"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Ricky-chan72's picture

"At first I didn't know what

"At first I didn't know what to say...but now I do. I want to be with you too. We just need a little time...but I think we can make it work. I wish you could kiss me and hold me right now...I love it when you kiss me, it feels so right."

"Woman, you know *damn* well I'M the one that gets YOU up for church every Sunday, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO CHURCH! And I still can't believe you're making me go to that stupid retreat in 2 weeks. Listening to all that Jesus jibber-jabber isn't gonna make me straight, you know."

"You're watching 'Top Model'? I don't even watch that, and I'm the queen around here!"

~"The reason I can pursue something with no fear... is because I'm afraid to go without it."-- Shuichi, Gravitation~

Icarus's picture

Not today, but

Not today, but yesterday:

"GAH! How is it that I hate you three days ago, and NOW I'M FAWNING OVER YOU ONCE MORE!?!?"

These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!

Inkblot's picture

Today:

"STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT! JESUS!"

"Fucking Hell on toast, I don't want to go to church tomorrow."

"Ooh, pudding!"

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

TheInsideLlama's picture

"I'm the Boogie Man" - to my

"I'm the Boogie Man" - to my friends nephew when I was at his house doing a photo shoot for class.

Notuptothinkingofacreativeusername's picture

"I don't ACTUALLY mean it

"I don't ACTUALLY mean it when I call you my fat, ugly, Canadian friend, you're adorable and I REALLY wanna kiss you right now"

"You learned spanish in a taco joint! You are not fit to be a fucking spanish teacher!"

"If you don't stop talking to me right now and go away, I'm gonna go ninja on your ass"

1stTeeka's picture

a few days ago

"He's not a friend mom, he's my boyfriend!" my mother wont call my bf my bf, she just lumps him in with my friends.
"because there my friends mom! just because neither of them isnt a lesbian doesnt meen they should avoid two gay guys!" i still dont understand her reasoning. she couldnt understand why my two friwends would want to hang with me and my bf. either she doesnt realize my bf is gay, or she asumes everyone else will be discusted by the two of us, idk.
"I'm 18 can i have some wine?" lol i was tempted to ask, but i like my head clear.
"shut up shut up shut up!" first happened around christmas, but then watching my mom drink it popped back up, though she didnt say anything yet.

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

5thstory's picture

"I love you and your work!

"I love you and your work! Please come out from behind that curtain and talk to me again!"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Ricky-chan72's picture

"This video really does

"This video really does *not* go with this song." <-- the video for ALI PROJECT's "Seishoujo Ryouiki" doesn't fit the song, like... at all XD

"Fuck me. Now." <-- to someone <3

"Ugh, you whore! Why won't you die?!" <--playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl in Story mode, almost beat the final boss and died :P

"UGH, YOU WHORE!!! Why won't you save my events correctly?! Why won't you work like you're supposed to?!?!" <--while working on my RPG game, RPG Maker XP won't save my events D:

"The reason I can pursue something with no fear... is because I'm afraid to go without it."-- Shuichi, Gravitation

Ashe Wednesday's picture

I'm a design tech major and

I'm a design tech major and you have me stuck MOPPING? The fuck is this shit?!

-and-

You reeeeeeally need to stop wearing those pants. Just because you can squeeze into them doesn't mean they look good. Your ass/front pouch looks like a tire.

jonetr01's picture

My roomate asked me if I think his brother is gay

My roommate asked me if I think his twin brother is gay and I wanted to say "Yes he's gay i'm 100% sure of it because we had sex that last time he came to visit but he told me not to tell you" but instead I said im not sure maybe you should ask him. '-'

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"You're going to work on our

"You're going to work on our anniversary? But...I want to be with you that night...."

"Don't hurt.....not because of me."

"Holy shit...it's snowing...it's suppose to be fucking spring!!!"

"TYou need a damn car.....you need to be in my arms"

"Stop picking on me because I have'nt fulfilled my promise. If I see you this weekend. Then your ass is in for a suprise."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

scandalboy's picture

what did i do yesterday?

what did i do yesterday? well, i had a dick down my throat...

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"What do you mean you spent

"What do you mean you spent lunch crying?"

"Fox, no crying! Smile! I'm gonna kick your classes ass..."

"I don't like the thought that a class finally made the Pirate queen Cry.....that makes me unhappy."

"Amy, what did they do to make Mommy cry?!?!?!"

"You're hurting because.....of me.....maybe it's better if we don't talk...."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

hellonwheels's picture

fuck you, nate!!!

Suck my cock you fucking military douchebag! to my boss, fuck you dude! you're a homophobic douche, you think you're always right and you can kick anyone's ass? we'll see, motherfucker.

nuff said, my boss is a douche

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

Icarus's picture

I WANNA PLAY GUITAR

I WANNA PLAY GUITAR HERO!!!!

Damn, I don't look half bad in these shorts....

Leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES!

Grace Hughen's picture

HELP THE HALLWAY IS SUCKING

HELP THE HALLWAY IS SUCKING MY LIFE FORCE AWAY!!!
(I hate hallways. So much.)

Why didn't you stop on any of the first five trips we made around the school and say hi to him then?

You only think I'm such a great friend because I'm like the journal you don't bother to keep.

I'm happy you read the letter to the editor that I wrote, but I really don't want any praise or recognition. It was Catherine's idea; she's the mastermind.

ReinbowGrl's picture

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Followed by head bashing and fist shaking...

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

the ghost's picture

stop patronizing me No one

stop patronizing me

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt

scandalboy's picture

i hate you for doing this to

i hate you for doing this to me. i wish you would just get your shit together, and have the balls to br yourself. i fucking love you, dont do this to me.

ReinbowGrl's picture

Little Sister...I wish I

Little Sister...I wish I could tell you that the person I talk to you about is really a girl...I guess it's just easier this way...

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

my three wheeler rox's picture

Wat do you tell a quad rider

Wat do you tell a quad rider with two black eyes?
Nothin! You alredy told 'im twice!