Things you wanted to say out loud today...

apuffalogic's picture

...but didn't, in the interests of preserving your job, the respect of your elders, the illusion of your sanity, your teeth, etc.

For example:
"Like, OMG, there's snow? In December? In CANADA!!! NO. WAY. I bet it's COLD, too! PLEASE point that out again; I so love it when you talk about the obvious. Repeatedly. *Slap upside the head*."

my three wheeler rox's picture

...

For God's sake can you do anything besides whine?! You're 19 years old! grow up!

Devil woman! Nobody likes you! quit talking!

Yeah, I smoke. It's my life, my lungs, and my car. Shuddup.

Hey, you look like a lesbian, you act like a lesbian, and your truck screams "lesbian!" Why can 't you BE a lesbian?

Wat do you tell a quad rider with two black eyes?
Nothin! You alredy told 'im twice!

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"You take my spot as her

"You take my spot as her best friend if you care so much."

"You don't know what the fuck went on. So back the fuck off and don't write shit about me"

"God, was I wrong to even want to like you. You are young, and god are you a bitch."

"Do something with your friend before I do something I'll regret...oh,, wait.....too damn late."

"This is gonna be one hell of a mess. But it's your damn fault."

"Just kill me now..."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Ricky-chan72's picture

ehh

"Look, if you want to fuck me or something, just say so. Otherwise, stop looking at me like that."
"You are an odd child."

"Just talk to me. I'm not from another planet, I assure you. I'm not going to lambaste you for what you did wrong. Just talk to me."

--"The reason I can pursue something with no fear... is because I'm afraid to go without it."-- Shuichi, Gravitation--

gaynow's picture

"This class isn't really

"This class isn't really interesting... for the past ten minutes I've been sitting here zoning out and doing Kegel exercises. And it's getting me sort of horny."

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Inkblot's picture

Today:

"Chew quietly, you bastard"
"Please keep your hands off my mother while in my presence"
"SHUT UP!"
"All of you annoy me, with your shouting and bitchyness"
'Can I go hide under the blankets now?"

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Baby, the pictures

"Baby, the pictures are....amazing! Among other things. Keep them coming! ^_^"

"I can't wait for our life together to start."

"My god, my jaw will drop when I see you in your wedding dress. And your prom dress."

"You are sooooo beautiful. I wish you could see that."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Lynn27's picture

"Just shut up about him you

"Just shut up about him you know how it kills me."
"Why did you choose this way?Why can't you just listen to me?"
"Yes I know you hate her but I once loved her."
"You're so beautiful."

ReinbowGrl's picture

Will somebody just please,

Will somebody just please, hold me? I need to feel your body heat and your arms around me because if I stress about one more thing, I think I might fall to pieces.

Baby...you need to go to chiropracter school so you can keep your lovers' back happy :]

Yes.
- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Stop telling me what to do!

"Stop telling me what to do! If I want your help i'll ask for it."

"Fuck you! I don't care if you want me with her or not. I'm going to marry her. And you can't stop me."

"Accept her or don't. I don't care. I will leave the family if you don't accept her into the family."

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

gaynow's picture

"Why can't I just fall for

"Why can't I just fall for you, or something? Cause then I'll have so much easier a time....... Damnit, why are all my romances so damn complicated and nonexistent??"

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

pomegranate's picture

I'm

gay.

Lynn27's picture

"Get off you slut!" "It's so

"Get off you slut!"
"It's so hard to tell you anything because i'm worried you'll judge me and I just don't think I could stand that."
"He shouldn't of done whatever he did.You're too good to be treated that way."
"I think I have a crush on her"

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Screw roses.Send me throns.

shewillbeloved's picture

"Why the fuck don't you just

"Why the fuck don't you just go away, find your own friends! No one likes you and you piss me and everyone else the fuck off!"

"Please just understand that I still do like you.."

love her purely or don't love her at all

Notuptothinkingofacreativeusername's picture

YES! I want to jump on him

YES! I want to jump on him and give him a hug... I also want to kiss him and do many other things...

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent!"
-Eleanor Roosevelt

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Ms. Mahnken....no breaking

"Ms. Mahnken....no breaking down to cry. I don't think I could take it if I saw that."

"I love you, you're like.....the best friend anyone could ever have. You're one of the only adults I trust in my life."

"Amy, I love you and will forever be in debt for finding me this job."

"Holy shit....what if I fuck something up?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Ashe Wednesday's picture

You're a waste of space,

You're a waste of space, honestly. Most of the people on this floor were trying to sleep while you and your little drunk buddies where screaming and laughing with your door wide open.
I was seriously tempted to ram your head into the wall but I don't wanna get sent to the police station.
CLOSE YOUR DOOR
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
not that hard.

gaynow's picture

Why can't I be cute and have

Why can't I be cute and have a girlfriend like you? I want a girlfriend damnit!!

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

underage_thinker's picture

Me too...

Rightly put
:D

it's choking on your beliefs; it's your worst sin saving your fucking life
it's the devil's knife carving holes into you soul so angels will have a place to make their way inside
life doesn't rhyme
-Andrea Gibson

Feather's picture

Urgh!

1. You fucking idiot! Stop messing with both our heads and making me jealous and shaky and uncertain. Just let me kiss you already!
2. You have the most beautiful wrists I have ever seen.
3. Actually, I broke my bangle so I could twist your name into it and make up a stupid excuse so I could give it to you.

I bleed audio's picture

Oh well

(To the boyfriend)
I'm horny as fuck so lets get to it

(To the boss)
Why the hell would you stick me with a sports book for a lesson plan?! Do I look like I'm interested in sports? The other staff got to choose theirs, but I'm automatically stereotyped since I'm a guy that I MUST LOVE sports. Fuck this shit, I'm out of here

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

Rest in peace Captain America (1941-2007)

Inkblot's picture

Today:

At rehearsal: "STOP FUCKING AROUND YOU ARROGANT SHITHEAD!"
At home: "Dad I am not a little adult who lives here. I'm still a kid, sometimes I just need a hug."
To the universe: "Can I be with her tonight? Please?
Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

gaynow's picture

Wow, you would not make a

Wow, you would not make a very good tech boss. Um, please don't take over.

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Splash's picture

good forum topic!

To C: you said a couple weeks ago that you don't have any lesbian friends. Well... you do.
To S: Um, I think I have a crush on you.
To my English teacher: Could you just explain to us which literary styles go with the books on this review sheet that you didn't have us read?

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

runningupthefreeway's picture

stupid sports

Telling me that its ok is not going to make me stop crying

And no, I didn't play a great game, and yes I was the reason why we lost. Leave me alone.

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

(Sports make me into a emotional train wreck.)

fatefellshort's picture

You are a really bitchy

You are a really bitchy mother. I feel bad for your little girl.

STOP LOOKING AT ME WHILE IM EATING YOU KNOW I HATE THAT.

Why are you stressed.. you're so beautiful.

Please call me again it really makes my day.

For a chemistry teacher you mention God an awful lot.

.Alex.'s picture

I love you.

I love you.

Icarus's picture

"I love hearing that horn

"I love hearing that horn because I can hear her laughing."

"Talk to me like we used to."

"FUCK ALL OF YOU."

Leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES!

gaynow's picture

"Can I just be in your arms

"Can I just be in your arms for a little while? And while we're at it, touching your boobs?"

"Have you cut?"

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Kkid28's picture

yes

my friend asked me jokingly if i was gay and i had to say no. It wasnt the right time. I just wanted to scream, YES! I am bi!

Arthur's picture

A few things

"How quickly would your dad kill me if I asked you to marry me?"

"Prikazivat mnyeh." (I think that's right...)

"I love you like a sister, but please please please stop talking about this girl. You sound like an obsessed maniac. Well, you sound like me."

"Can we just do the cliche kiss-in-the-rain thing now to get my mind off of the fact that you dragged me up here during a LIGHTNING STORM?!"

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"When I arrive will God be waiting,
Pacing around his throne?
Will he feel a little old-testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone?
Yeah, I admit I am afraid of the reckoning."---Brand New, "Degausser"

gaynow's picture

"I love you dearly and I

"I love you dearly and I want you to be able to talk, but I don't want to hear about the guy you like and how you can't do anything cause he's your best friend and how you have to watch everything you say around him and how frustratingly flirty he is. Cause honestly? You're not the only one who's gotta deal with that. So, can a little more of our bodies be touching please?"

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

yep_im_a_stalker's picture

"No I don't want your stupid

"No I don't want your stupid free t-shirt. I just wanted to donate my goddamned blood!"

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When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

Oh my god I'm going to punch

Oh my god I'm going to punch them in the fucking face!!!

Prom...holy shit. It's really going to happen. Won't we be hot and sexy???

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

Splash's picture

Have I ever told you I think

Have I ever told you I think you're really pretty?

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

Azul's picture

Shut the fuck up. You're a

Shut the fuck up. You're a dumb fucking obstinate dumb ass that needs to get over your god damn fucking insecurities, because quite fucking frankly, no one gives a fuck.

Furries? What the fuck? People that think they're animals. That's called Schizophrenia you jack ass. Now get back to reality and stop drawing your dumb fucking cartoons.

What the fuck. You never hang out with me and you only hang out with that fucking dumbass furry that's beyond insecure, is socially inept and is just an ignorant whore. You seem to place me below that. Thanks a lot you fucking bitch.

Can't you notice that when I act awkward around you I'm obviously uncomfortable and maybe you should give me space? Dumb ass...

No. I'm not going to turn around. Know why? Because I don't feel like wasting my god damn time because of some stupid god damn confidentiality with the Red Cross. You know why I don't care? Because I'm discriminated against. And I'll get them bared from the school if you make me turn around. And even if you're not daunted by that, FUCK YOU! Not even you can make me burn another god damn kilocalorie.

FUCK YOU! Golfing does not fucking require shoes. Are you a dumbass?!?! Flip flops ARE FINE! And don't you tell and demand me to do things when you just gave me a 0 for the day. That's just pure jackassery.

Fuck you. I'll spend my money how the fuck I want. What's the point of just keeping it in the back when I have no apparent need to save it?

WHAT THE FUCK! Get me a god damn cell phone. I do so many god damn sports and activities. And you make me use everyone else's. It makes me feel like a god damn jackass. And when I start driving, what happens if I go into a ditch of the road? I could die. But if I had a fucking cell phone I could call 911.

Icarus's picture

"You have the most beautiful

"You have the most beautiful smile I've ever seen."

"Please don't stop hugging me. I want this feeling to last indefinitely. Come home with and snuggle with me forever?"

"GET ME MY TACO BELL!"

Leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES!

loreonpravus's picture

"Silence, foolish children."

"Silence, foolish children."

5thstory's picture

-C'mon man! I WANT AN ANSWER

-C'mon man! I WANT AN ANSWER NOW!

-Stop being such a conceited bitch, shut up, and listen for a fucking second!

-You are driving me insane. Literally.

-What about not talking for the rest of the meal? (Ok, that I said, actually)

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

When I call out Your Name Do you Hear's picture

"Wow....i'm really getting

"Wow....i'm really getting into the Zen over that whole crap...."

"How long ar we going to last since the whole schedule change?"

"can we really, truly last?"

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down.
~Bede Jarrett~

fatefellshort's picture

"Yes I'm burning up but I'm

"Yes I'm burning up but I'm wearing long sleeves because I drew all over my arms in sharpie like an idiot and if you see it you'll think its blood and commit me."

"We have such an odd relationship."

"Are you kidding? You're hot as hell but I can't tell you that or you'll get creeped out and distance yourself from me again."

"Shut up I'm watching the Victoria's Secret commercial."

gaynow's picture

You left without saying

You left without saying goodbye??? I deserve so much better treatment than this! And why do I still love you?

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Azul's picture

grow a fucking pair of

grow a fucking pair of balls!

5thstory's picture

"Are you gay? Because

"Are you gay? Because -besides finding you incredibly attractive, being totally charmed by your voice, your smarts, and the incredible conversations we could have- my parents and a very old and dear friend like you. Our relationship would be SO easy and good on all sides. So, gay or not?"

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Azul's picture

Don't talk anymore or I'm

Don't talk anymore or I'm gonna fucking kick you in your junk so hard that your fucking testicles ascend and become ovaries. Understand?

fatefellshort's picture

''I'm actually going to

''I'm actually going to marry you. You just don't know it yet.''

''No actually Dr. Creepy Should Be A Gyno Not a Dermatologist, I did have sex. But I'm going to lie to your face for my own well being and beauty's sake.''

''Actually I find Miley Cyrus kind of cute...''

Ricky-chan72's picture

"I miss you. But not enough

"I miss you. But not enough to beg for pity sex, thankfully."

"It surprises me that I'm not turned off by the fact that you drink and do drugs. Wanna fuck or something?"

"I wish you knew half of the things I go through. I know you're an adult. I know you have shit of your own to deal with. But God I wish you would understand, just a little. It would make things so much easier."

"Oh my god. Why the hell do you live on the other side of the planet?!"

~~Ashley and I... we rock the world's socks.~~
Me: *gasp* THAT OBVIOUSLY EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
Her: I KNOW I SHOULD BE A SCIENTIST
Me: YES AND DISCOVER THE CURE FOR HICCUPS
Her: OMG I COULD SOOO DO THAT
Me: YEAH YOU COULD LOLROFLMAOWTFBBQ

theotherside's picture

You fucking sell out... what

You fucking sell out... what do you think he's going to do for you that we couldn't? Besides make you miserable, that is? If you were going to destroy yourself, was it really necassary to take us down with you? Blowing us off with no explination was one thing - all out betrayal is another. There is no excuse for this.

Don't assume I'm straight and I won't assume you're gay.

Keep religion out of bedrooms, and I won't have sex in church.

Neutrina's picture

While you're off ignoring

While you're off ignoring me, I'm going to go fantasize about being with someone who actually gives a damn. Later.

"She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for"
-The Click Five "Just the Girl"

say goodbye's picture

"I miss you, and everyday it

"I miss you, and everyday it gets a little easier. And every day I'm filled with more and more self-loathing because I'm letting myself live and be happy without you. Ironically, I imagine you more like me now, maybe because I've become more like you. And it makes me more depressed than you will ever know to have changed so much and not know if you have as well."

"Acting is behaving badly in public and getting away with it."

say goodbye's picture

"Grow the fuck up. You

"Grow the fuck up. You don't deserve even me. And that's a pretty incredible feat."

"Acting is behaving badly in public and getting away with it."