"the definition of "homophobia" is the irrational fear that 3 fags will break into you home and redecorate"
"Grace, who's five, has a friend over and I hear her say to her friend, "let's pretend we're gay" The friend goes, "What's gay?" And grace says, "Gay is when 2 girls get together, dance, and have fun."
"The my Aunt Lorraine said, "Bob, You're gay? Are you seeing a psychiatrist?" I said, "No, I'm seeing a lieutenant in the navy."
Those just made me laugh. They all come from this book I read for the first time about a year and a half ago and recently bought a copy of. It also said that Tchaikovsky and Cole Porter were both gay. I thought that was really cool, I had never heard of a really great lgbt composer, especialy not a classical composser. Tchaikovsky wrote a bunch of really good stuff for the harp and it shows that you can be respected by classical musicians even if you don't fit into their perfect sociatal view (most of the classical musicians i've encountered have been really strict about that sort of stuff so i've been worried about being accepted in that community.) Yeah, this stuff just made me happy.