Oh come on, you can do better than that.

clarice123's picture

So, I have this "STRAIGHT FRIEND"

said straight friend enjoys: hanging on me constantly, hugging me, cuddling with me, putting my fingers in her mouth, and when we're dancing, putting her hands lower... and lower... and lower...

it's just so frustrating! i mean nothing "serious" has happened, no making out or anything, but she is totally leading me on. or, maybe she does like me?

i don't know.

to be fair, she doesn't exactly know that i'm interested....

but it's kind of scary- you know?

in other news, i'm failing honors algebra two. which is really stupid, because it's such a shit class. and i guess i... who knows....


jeff's picture

Easy enough...

Tell her you're into chicks, and unless she wants to wake up in bed next to you, she might want to reel it in. If she proceeds, then make her breakfast.


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whateversexual_llama's picture

I'm with Jeff. Is she hot?

I'm with Jeff. Is she hot? =) Try to keep up in classes, bullshit school subjects are what you have to do well in so you can make it to the real world!

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?

gaynow's picture

So you put your hands

So you put your hands lower... and lower... and lower... and if she's into you, she won't protest. (Is she hot? XD)

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