Oy. I Give In.

Inkblot's picture

Here's me going on about myself:

Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: naturally brown, now fading to peroxide blonde from purple.
Height:: 5'3"ish
Weight:: 130ish
Right handed or Left handed?: right.
Your Heritage:: English, Swedish, German, Irish, Scottish, probably some other European countries. I'm a mutt.
My Worst Habit:: Being way too hard on myself.
Shoe Size:: 8
Pants Size:: No idea.
Innie or Outie? In.
Parents Still Together?: Nope.
The Shoes You Wore Today:: doctor martens.
Your Weakness:: attractive people.
Your Fears: many things.
Your Perfect Pizza:: mushrooms, cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: survive.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up:: ugh....
Your Best Physical Feature:: eyes.
Your Bedtime:: as late as possible.
Your Most Missed Memory:: being three years old and joyfully oblivious.

MY FAVORITES

Favorite color?: black
Food?: sushi
Sport?: ultimate frisbee
Animal?: cats. or possibly puppies.
Ice Cream?: coffee.
Candy?: dark chocolate.
Store?: weird little stores I find by accident.
Salad Dressing?: I hate salad.
Actor?: Humphrey Bogart
Song?: Poison Pen by The Nerve Meter.
Letter?: I like Q.
Number?: 7
Gum?: Not so big on gum. I guess minty.
Holiday?: I'm rather fond of Thanksgiving.
Season?: When winter is almost over, but not quite.
Toothpaste Flavor?: Mint.
Radio Station?: 102.1 KDFC
Perfume?: Whatever my middle school German teacher wears.
Scent besides perfume?: skin or coffee.
Body part on the opposite sex?: eyes or hands.

FRIENDS AND LIFE

What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: A starving artist.
How Do You Want To Die?: Either painlessly or in some way that makes a really great story to tell at the funeral.
Turn ons:: intelligence, sarcasm, love of books.
Turn offs:: willful stupidity, smelling funny, Republicanism
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Sam.
Who's The Loudest?: Chrissie.
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Sam.
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Liz.
Who's The Shyest?: Not sure. Depends how you mean it.
When Have You Cried The Most?: In September after having my heart broken.
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Feeling like somebody wants you, whether it be onstage at the end of a show when you can tell the audience liked it, or when someone kisses you.
Worst Feeling?: Guilt or heartbreak.
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Maybe San Francisco, maybe Paris, maybe somewhere else.
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: This goddamn biological sex.
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Long enough.

FINISH EACH SENTENCE

Let's walk on the: prestidigitator.
Let's look at the: kneecap.
What a nice: tar pit.
Where did all the: ends of my fingers wander off to?
Why can't we: tap dance on the roof.
Silly, little: figment.
Isn't it weird that: we exist?
Never under any circumstance: should you irritate a librarian.
I wish: upon a star, but then I tripped over something.
Everyone has a: foible.
I am: Syd. Syd I am.

HAVE YOU EVER

Been In Love?: Indeed.
Been To Juvie?: Nope.
Mooned Someone?: Nope.
Been Rejected?: Yes.
Ran Away From Home?: No
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Yes.
Skipped School?: Kind of. I pretended to be sick.
Thought About Suicide?: Indeed.
Slept Outside?: Yes. It was unpleasant.
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Indeed.
Cried In School?: Yes.
Thrown Up In School?: Yes. Not recommended.
Wanted To Be a Model?: No.
Cheated On Someone?: No.
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: I do lots of things like that.
Seen A Dead Body?: No
Been Bitched Out?: Of course.
Drank Alcohol?: When I was in Europe two summers ago.
Smoked?: No
Been On Drugs?: Prescription, over the counter and caffeine.
Eaten Sushi?: Mmmm...sushi.
Been On Stage?: Many times.
Gone Skinny Dipping?: No.
Shoplifted?: When I was like, 5, and it ended in a tearful apology and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Been Drunk?: No
Been Called A Tease?: Yes
Been Beaten Up?: Mercifully no.

DO YOU

Swear?: Sadly yes.
Sing Well?: Not really, but I sing anyway.
Shower Daily?: I go crazy if I don't.
Want To Go To College?: Yes
Want To Get Married?: Don't really care.
Believe In Yourself?: Not at all, unless I'm being violently arrogant.
Get Motion Sickness?: Sometimes.
Think You Are Attractive?: No. I just have funny hair.
Get Along With Your Parents?: Mostly.
Like Thunderstorms?: Depends.
Play An Instrument?: Guitar badly, piano worse.
Own An IPOD?: Mhm.
Pray?: Not since I was 10
Go To Church?: Not unless forced, and promised breakfast afterwards.
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: One.
Keep A Journal/Diary?: No.
Dance In The Rain?: Sometimes.
Sing In The Shower?: Frequently, to my little brother's annoyance.

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke?: coffee.
McDonald's or Burger King?: coffee.
Single or Group Dates?: single.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: coffee.
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries.
Meat or Veggies?: both.
TV or Movie?: movies.
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: adidas by virtue of not being notoriously unscrupulous.
Chinese or Mexican?: either
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: coffee.
Cake or Pie?: coffee.
MTV or VH1?: coffee.
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers

CAN YOU

Do The Splits?: oy vey, no.
Write With Both Hands?: technically, but not well.
Whistle?: quite well.
Blow A Bubble?: no.
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: indeed.
Cross Your Eyes?: not really.
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: probably.
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: yes.
Dance?: no
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: well, i don't worry, does that count?

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON

You Touched:: my brother.
You Talked To On The Phone:: my mom
You Instant Messaged:: nobody
You Hugged:: mom
You Yelled At:: mom
You Played A Sport With:: Elizabeth et al

WHAT'S THE LAST

Time You Laughed?: Today
Time You Cried?: Today
Movie You Watched?: Not sure
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: mint
Joke You Told?: Something bad, I'm sure.
Song You've Sung?: The Man That Got Away

RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT

Where Are You?: My room at mom's on a futon.
What Can You See Out Your Window?: the garage.
Are You Listening To Music?: Yep. Dresden Dolls
What Are You Wearing?: boxers
What's On Your Mousepad?: don't have one.

BELIEFS

Do you believe there is life on other planets?: sure
Do you believe in miracles?: no
Magic?: no
Love at first sight?: no
God?: His name is Manny. He has a bicycle and a sick sense of humor.
Satan?: no
Ghosts?: no
Santa?: No
Evolution?: of course

IN A BOY-

Fav Eye Color:: Brown or blue
Fav Hair Color:: Brown or black
Short or Long Hair:: don't really care
Height:: close to mine
Weight:: same as above.
Best Clothing Style:: suited to them.

IN A GIRL

Fav Eye Color:: blue
Fav Hair Color:: brown
Short or Long Hair:: depends on the girl
Height:: shorter than me
Weight:: proportional
Best Clothing Style:: whatever suits her.

RANDOM

What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Germany
Number Of CD's I Own:: many
Your Good Luck Charm:: my barbie leg.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: one
Do you drink milk?: no
Person You Hate Most:: not worth it.
Most Outdated Phrase:: gag me with a spoon.
Do you think God has a gender?: I told you, his name is Manny.
Where do you think we go when we die?: Well, I'm going to Bad Joke Hell.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends.
What is something scientists need to invent?: Cure for aids.
Are you a health freak?: neat freak yes, health freak no.
Are you a virgin?: Oy.
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: No idea.
What is the worst weather?: when it's not quite raining, but miserably wet.
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: No
How many grades have you failed?: none

Comments

Adam A's picture

meow

cheer the fuck up! it's my b'day!