i'v been invited to a party this sat nite, with the fancy dress theme "politically incorrect". im taking my bestie, Kay. we want to go as a duo of sorts so we've been throwing a few ideas around, such as
a) steve and bindi irwin. of course, Kay would break out the hair crimper, and i'd had a barb thru my chest
b) bill clinton, monica lewinsky. she'd have massive cum stains on her dress, and id have a huge fake dick.
c) a pair of butch lesbians.
im leaning toward the lesbian idea. i'd feel a bit bad tho because we'd be relying on a stereotype. but then again, we're not making fun that much - and its only a joke. PLUS im gay, and Kay is a legit bisexual - she's had relationships with both dudes and chicks. so its like one of those things where "I can say it, YOU can't". hmm i dont know, it should be alright. its my mum's doing, when i mentioned it, she goes, "you cant do that!" and then didnt give a reason why...
if i do use the idea, i'll spike my hair, wear a singlet and flanno shirt, pair of jeans. maybe let my mustache grow lol
sorry if anyone finds this offensive. let me know, but use ur manners ploise.