Late Night Idiocy

HalcyonFire's picture

So I'd like to congratulate myself on one of my recent displays of poor judgment. I decided to procrastinate reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis (which is a little odd, mind you, and LONG - short story my ass) and writing the two essays for my AP Literature class. I'm still on the second essay because I can't even think right now. Aside from my perpetual exhaustion (going on several weeks now), this weekend was not supremely enjoyable, my abs really hurt, and pictures of pandas are no longer the answer to every problem in life.

But that's just me bitching.

So, I still have to finish my Macbeth essay and prepare to run my GSA's meeting tomorrow. I am so excited for the National Day of Silence, which is kind of ironic considering what it represents, as well as for our Movie Nite on the same day. We're showing The Laramie Project along with a local documentary. It'll be awesome because we reserved our school's auditorium and it's giant 25+ foot tall projector screen. YES!

Now if you'd allow me to degenerate into the topic of mindless drivel...

Current Thoughts:

  • I am so screwed for this essay.
  • I need to get my friends phone numbers.
  • I have some horrible moody version of senioritis.
  • My hair is a mop in need of cutting and better styling.
  • I really want some piercings.
  • I can't bear to wait until Saturday for MIT's admissions decision.
  • Guinea pigs are unbelievably cute.

Happy Monday Y'all. IT BEGINS.

Comments

-Ruby-'s picture

Hello!

Allow me to respond to your Current Thoughts:

1) I am so screwed for this essay.
yes... essays, ALL ESSAYS, are BULLSHIT. I am in my 4th year of University, almost done a psych Hon.B.A., and every time I have to write an essay I STILL get antsy, annoyed, and just generally pissed. I wish I could help you, but I read Macbeth 5 years ago. all I remember is that it has a Scottish guy, a wife, killing, and witches. There. That should help ;-P

2) I need to get my friends phone numbers.
i can't help you with that either all i can recommend is that you get a cellphone to store all the numbers in so you don't have to memorize them... or don't get a cellphone and get really good at memorizing numbers

3) I have some horrible moody version of senioritis.
Aye, son, I was once a senior... it was a pretty crazy year... although I don't remember much. I wore a flowery top and a black skirt to semi-formal, I applied to university, I went to Montreal, I wore a black dress to prom, and I gave My First Blowjob. That's all the stuff I remember. Ahhh... well, just chill and enjoy the ride dude!

4) My hair is a mop in need of cutting and better styling.
apparently it's not only gay guys and famous guys who actually care about their hair. my boyfriend [who is hetero] has this ultra-thick, ultra-curly jewfro [the Jewish version of an afro]. he goes to this super-special hairdresser dude, who cuts his hair in a special way to make it not look shitty. and actually, what the dude is doing must be working, cuz Dave's [my BF's] hair is fucken' sexxxy. good luck on your new cut & style.

5) I really want some piercings.
piercings are nice. well, just some, not all. the piercings that look good on boys are: eyebrow rings, *1* earring [NOT 2], a lip ring [if he has nice lips]... and that's basically it. Nipple-rings and tongue-rings are quite gay... and i know that you ARE gay, but i don't know if u wanna go for the gay look. OH, and whatever you do: DON'T PIERCE YOUR PRIVATES. that's just... wrong.

6) I can't bear to wait until Saturday for MIT's admissions decision.
do something fun to take your mind off it... like exercise or porn... or something>

7) Guinea pigs are unbelievably cute.
yes, they are. i've always wanted a useless ball of fluff to call my very own!

peace out bro.