I came up with a great parody of those "saving money by switching to Geico" commercials. Here it is:
(Open up to a fancy resturant with candles light on the tables. A man and a woman are sitting at a table.
Woman: I can't believe you did this for our one year anniversary!
Man (Grabbing Woman's hand): I have something important to say to you.
Woman (Anxiously): Yes?
Man (Gets on one knee): I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
(Woman looks furiously at Man, violently jerks her hand away from him, and smashes the table on his head. She then storms off in a rage stomping on top of the guy's unconscious body in high heels.)
Woman (Screaming): I HOPE YOU AND YOUR GEICO POLICY WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER!
(Gecko walks in, smiles and waves at woman. The woman then crushes the lizard and leaves the resturant.)