So I'm a Life Guard. We had training tonight. I SUCK at the crawl. I mean I FUCKING SUCK at it! Same thing with the breast stroke. Then I did the modified back stroke and Oh sweet Jesus! I'm so amazing at that and I use 1/3 of the effort. It's crazy!
Then after the session I went to Ben and Jerry's. And these three 'gals were checking me out. They were even talking about me. They were all like, 'I think he's cute', 'Nah, I don't think he is, but he looks nice' and 'Blah, blah, blah'. I was like oh, they're talking about lil' ol' me. Too bad, I like cock quite a bit.
Clitorises are just scary. They rhyme with Tortoise. Ew >.<