Azul's picture

Today fucking sucked. No one would fucking listen and everyone was breaking the rules. I told so many fucking people not to hang onto the hoop, because the base could fall in and crush them. In fact, they were hanging on it to purposefully piss me off. I was about ready to fucking throw those jackasses out.

Last night was just as bad too. I had this group of guys that just apparently did not understand that they had to dive like a normal person and that they couldn't jump over people. In fact, they defied me to piss me off. I was about ready to fucking deck them or throw them out! Then they would always fucking talk back. Those bastards are so lucky I was trying to be tolerant then.

Then those three bastards, they just broke all the fucking rules. They were going down the slides head first, they were doing dives near the shallow end, they were splashing other patrons in the hot tubs, they were screaming like fucking morons and distracting us, they were talking back and they were being way too rough. We finally kicked the assholes out.

Tomorrow better fucking be better. I have no tolerance anymore.


-Ruby-'s picture

i know...

last summer i worked at a public outdoor pool. we had the same thing, a group of 3 teenage guys who were being total idiots and blatantly breaking the rules, putting themselves and others in danger despite our several friendly warnings. eventually we had to kick them out too.
because it was an outdoor pool, people really thought they could do whatever they wanted. people made messes with food, drinks, and broken glass bottles on the deck... which leads to more bugs and cuts than there already are at an outdoor pool. people actually started smoking and drinking alcohol on deck... we had to tell them that they would have to leave the fenced-in area to continue. they were like "what? why?". people are stupid... if there's one thing that you're going to learn in this life, it's that a lot of people are stupid.

Azul's picture

We don't allow glass at all

We don't allow glass at all near any of the pools, nor do we allow alcohol into any of the complexes. We sell alcohol at one, but that's one out of six.

I think people understand smoking, because of the fact it's a family resort and we have kids running around. Plus my trachea is a piss of shit and will even start to constrict around any smoke. Even thinking about it made it start to constrict. it doesn't close, it''s just a little trouble.

say goodbye's picture

People are stupid, they

People are stupid, they think rebellion is cool even if what they are doing is just plain lame.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

msquared's picture

I wonder if you'd get in

I wonder if you'd get in trouble if you brought fake guns, pried the orange caps off, and used them to intimidate the rule-breakers...

"But don't be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it."
-Stephen Colbert

Azul's picture

I think the no-gun policy at

I think the no-gun policy at Smuggs, which seems to be oh so prevalent everywhere I go, might apply to fake guns. Could get me fired.