I Am Not a Fag

msquared's picture

[Pretty vulgar.]

I Am Not a Fag

i am not a fag.

i am not a tutu-toting,
prada-proffering,
limp-wristed vagina,
looking to get fucked.

i am not a back alley,
bending-over boy,
with a dildo on my key-chain,
a grin on my glossed lips.

or a walking rainbow,
a puddle of sunshine,
looking to brighten your day
and trim your nails and
renovate your house
all at the same time
while the crème brûlée cools.

i am not a fag.

i am who i am—
don’t call me a fag;
just treat me like a man.

Comments

Icarus's picture

amen. Leave you alone for

amen.

Leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES!

music is life's picture

Thats awsome. I love it

Thats awsome. I love it

Maux's picture

serious coolness is

serious coolness is radiating from your very BEING. "All hail msquared. All hail msquared..."

Bisexual by nature. Absolutely fabulous by choice.

5thstory's picture

If you were like 70 y/o and

If you were like 70 y/o and had a best-seller published, it may even be possible to get you a Nobel.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

the ghost's picture

Yet another great one

Yet another great one dude!

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt

underdarkness's picture

What's wrong with creme

What's wrong with creme brulee? lol

That stuff is delicious!

I like the poem, bravo. Just... don't diss the custard.

- One Nation, Under Darkness, with liberty and justice for white, heterosexual, rich, Christian men

Fiona Rosge's picture

I agree fantastic, now I

I agree fantastic, now I have to say I read this before, so why the hell didnt I comment?
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Come Josephine in my flying machine
Going up she goes up she goes
Balance yourself like a bird on a beam
In the air she goes there she goes
Up, up, a little bit higher
Oh, my, the moon is on fire
Good-by