So, I've learned to play 'Science Fiction/Double Feature' on the guitar. It makes me happy. I can now play a grand total of 3 songs. (The other two are 'I Wanna Be Your Dog' and '20th Century Boy'). It's very satisfying, and my guitar makes me feel sexy. It's a shiny black Fender Telecaster, and its ability to make a lot of noise that is completely controlled by me is oddly seductive. Plus, chicks dig it.
In other news, cats can sense moping. My two cats jump on me and purr whenever I mope in their presence, which is very cute and reassuring.
Also, not sleeping is bad, but coffee is good.