Just today, by my final hour, the news was hot. I heard the story a total of two times in a class of ten people. Our school has three lunches right in a row splitting up students. Something went wrong during the second lunch. Students got up from their table and ran outside, inspiring others to join them until a large mass of people had run from the lunchroom. Largely, no one knew what they were running away from. Some thought it was a fire. The reason why the students got up and ran was because they were grossed out. Why were they grossed out? The outrage was a public display of affection. To be precise, the problem was that two girls began kissing.
Yes, that is correct. A large crowd of students got up and left the lunchroom because two girls began making out in it.
What was the principal saying? "We've got it under control."