From a site with pictures of signs badly translated into English:
I don't even know what they meant.
Thank you for thinking of me. I have no clue what they were trying to say, but I think the translator was probably out of a job after this one.
It just had you written all over it. I would think so, but imagine explaining to the guy why you're firing him. "Sir, customers think we eat people"
Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret
Hey! I'd a'gone. Long pig Fajita. Mmmmmmmmm.
Oh wait a minute. Wrong culture. Long pig stirfry!