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apuffalogic's picture

My name is _______ and I am a _________-aholic.

For example:

My name is Greg, and I am a Doctor Who-aholic. A Doctor Wholic, if you will.

So...what things obsess you guys?

Neutrina's picture

My name is Trina, and I'm a

My name is Trina, and I'm a dance-aholic.

"When the people begin to reason, all is lost" - Voltaire

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hi!

Hi my name is Kelli and Im a green tea-aholic
“In order to meet the challenge, you have to have that support,”
Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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My name is Bekka, and I'm a

My name is Bekka, and I'm a caffeine-aholic...

Leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES!

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Wait, I've got another one...

My name is Greg, and I'm a Nutella-holic.

"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"

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I LOVE

I LOVE NUTELLA!!!

_________________________________

- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"

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My name is Nic, and I'm a

My name is Nic, and I'm a disability-aholic.

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My name is Manda and I'm a

My name is Manda and I'm an icy-hot-aholic

Neutrina's picture

That's my whole cross

That's my whole cross country team...^_^

"When the people begin to reason, all is lost" - Voltaire

Azul's picture

Cross country... -,-

Cross country... -,- *grrr*...

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My name is Max... and I'm a

My name is Max... and I'm a singing-aholic....

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My name is Liam and I'm an

My name is Liam and I'm an art-supplies-oholic.

wild-blue-yonder's picture

: )

Me too! Well I mean, my name isn't Liam. But I'm an art-supplies-oholic. I was gonna say that, but you beat me to it.

: )

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my name is ferrret

my name is ferrret mcfuckster and i am prettymuchthemostawesomefuckeriknow-aholic.

i like penis too

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hi

my name is ruby and i'm a pornoholic

gaynow's picture

Ah, way to steal mine.

Ah, way to steal mine. Actually, I'm more like a no-free-time-aholic now, so never mind...

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Adam A's picture

man since when are you so

man since when are you so not rebellious! *slaps*

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My name is amy and I am a

My name is amy and I am a havingsexwithmygirlfriend-aholic.

- - -
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask about your weekend.
- I had a GREAT time with...them.
Yay, now they don't think you're queer, just a slut!

Adam A's picture

meow

my name is adam and i am a davidholic!

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OMG....she's posted it....

Hola, my names shelby and I'm a wannasitandread/watchpornwithmygirlfriendandwatchhermasturbate-aholic

"And you wonder why baby's so hairy....cause he's a werebaby!"

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my name is Amber, and i'm a

my name is Amber, and i'm a Rent-aholic.

Bisexual by nature. Absolutely fabulous by choice.

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My names Fiona and I'm a

My names Fiona and I'm a RENT-aholic, EVERCLEAR-aholic, book-aholic and writing-aholic I guess oh and yes chocolet-aholic is a BIG ONE!
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Come Josephine in my flying machine
Going up she goes up she goes
Balance yourself like a bird on a beam
In the air she goes there she goes
Up, up, a little bit higher
Oh, my, the moon is on fire
Good-by

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I'm igor mc-absentminded

I'm igor mc-absentminded and I'm a "where the hell did I put my shit?!!!"-aholic

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ah!

I'm andrew and i'm a procrastinate-aholic (my spell check says that aholic should be the world alcoholic....now i know what my computer thinks of me -_- )

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**
The greatest irony: There is no peace without war

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Hi, my name is Juan (well,

Hi, my name is Juan (well, one of my names anyway) and I'm a Muse-aholic.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

gaynow's picture

Hi, my name is Maia and I'm

Hi, my name is Maia and I'm a music-aholic.

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

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my name is Hildegard and I

my name is Hildegard and I am a solitaire-holic.

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?

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My name is Emily and I'm a

My name is Emily and I'm a Tetris-holic.

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My name is...

My name is Arthur, and I'm a book-oholic, a pepsi-oholic, a metanoia-holic, a Loveless-oholic, a Tom'sStory-oholic, and a staind/breaking benjamin/fair to midland-oholic. I think that covers the major ones. :)

Last but not least, I'm a Haddie-oholic. I just can't get enough of that girl. :)

"Oh for fu*ks SAKE! Stop angsting and bloody well ASK ME if we can move to where Charlie's going!...Fu*king wannabe martyr."--Khaos Komix, Tom's Story.

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I love Loveless. 8D Good to

I love Loveless. 8D Good to know that I'm not the only guy that does. XD;

koolaidemonster's picture

Ah! Tom'sStory-aholic as

Ah! Tom'sStory-aholic as well. Hooray for Khaos!

koolaidemonster's picture

Hmmm...

My name is Nate, and I'm a Gakuto-holic. I would be a Dr. Wholic, if I could get my hands on the series. I'm told it's really good, I REEALY want to watch it.

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My name's Matt and I'm a

My name's Matt and I'm a high-GPA-oholic. 5.0 or bust, baby.

"But don't be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it."
-Stephen Colbert

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My name is Maas and I am an

My name is Maas and I am an I've-got-your-nose-aholic. =]

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My name is Lucy and I'm a

My name is Lucy and I'm a Queer As Folk-aholic.

Gotta love that show!

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My name is Nic and I'm a

My name is Nic and I'm a uni-aholic.

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my name's eli and I'm an

my name's eli and I'm an Oasis/computer/softball-holic.

Inkblot's picture

Hm

My name is Syd, and I'm a grilled cheeseaholic

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

scandalboy's picture

Got another

My name is Nic and I am a Salt n Pepa-aholic.

Seriously.

Push it.

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hello everyone,

My name's Rachel, and I'm a Spanish-Fantasy-aholic
haha.

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Hi my name is Jonathan and

Hi my name is Jonathan and I'm Guitaraholic
RAAAWWWK ON!

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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

Rest in peace Captain America (1941-2007)

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my name is Garret, and i'm a

my name is Garret, and i'm a Guitar Hero WT-aholic, a Radclyffe-aholic, an SVU/NCIS/SoN/West Wing/Grey's Anatomy-aholic, an Oasis-aholic, and a Maddie-aholic. :P

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

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My name is Andrew and i'm a

My name is Andrew and i'm a readaholic, thought thats not true cause i dont go to meetings :P

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**
the greatest irony: There is no Peace without War

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My name is Ariel, and I'm a

My name is Ariel, and I'm a mathaholic.

"When the people begin to reason, all is lost" - Voltaire