About this kid in a Utah school. Like it was all legit. They thought I was "Mr. and Mrs. Thomas". They were writing about this child with a learning disorder. And I was all like "What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?" I checked the school out and it was legit. So now like, 50 faculty members of a school district out in Utah have my email address.
It's especially great that they fucked up and it's privileged information.
I just replied to everyone telling them that I live in Vermont, a place far, far away from Utah, that I was 16 and that my last name was not "Thomas", and that it is in fact, my first name.
Pretty funky, or at least I thought it was.