I stole a McCain-Palin sign

music is life's picture

Yup thats right. I'm a theif!

My friend Sam's ex-boyfriend is dating this nasty whore and we drove by her house last night and there was a McCain-Palin sign in her yard. I was like "EWW!! Stop the car!" She stops and I run out and grap the sign and Sam's starts driving away so I take off running after them trying to get in the car and then they stop and I run into the car door.

We went to Walmart after that and Jen rode in a shopping cart where the little kids are suppossed to sit. She's super little so she fit. The employees saw us and everything and just where like whatever and ignored us.
I tore the sign up and threw it out the window. I want an Obama sign but I'm not going to steal one. But what I really want is an Obama shirt but I haven't found anywhere that is selling them and I can't buy them off the internet.

I'm on Fall Break right now.
I've decided what I'm going to be for Halloween. A P-I-M-P. Sam and Jen are going to be my ho's. They're gonna dress up really slutty and I'm gonna dress up like a guy and wear a fur coat. I'm 16 years old and still going trick-or-treating! Be jealous

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will's picture

Obama rocks! XD

>.< im soooo jealous that u r going to trick-or-treating, even more so that u r on fall breakkk while im still overwhelmed with hmw...Yikes! u better share me some of ur candy LOL
Halloween = Saw V !!!

music is life's picture

I so wanna see Saw V! And

I so wanna see Saw V!
And yes I totally will share some of my candy with you, except the Reese's, I'm keeping all of those.

taste the rainbow's picture

ouch! (for running into the

ouch! (for running into the car door)

walmart is amazing.

Fall break? You bum, I have endless tests and exams till mid December.

Trick or Treating? We just may stop along a few houses on the way to my other friends house - I'm 19. Although, a few houses doesn't really count... my last official year of my trick or treating career was in grade 12, when I was 17 =) You still have one more year!! Make it good ;D

music is life's picture

It wasn't the first time

It wasn't the first time that I had to run and get in a car, just the first time I ran into the door. lol

Actually I have 3 more years, I'm only a sophmore :(

You're never to old for trick or treating!!

bulldyke's picture

Lol, nothing could stop me

Lol, nothing could stop me from goin. I think I'm going to go in drag...see how many people think that I'm just a guy goin around in regular clothes. Pimpin sounds awesome, though.

And major cudos for stealing the sign!!

Bulldyke
"Excuse me if I don't feel comfortable shoving this tampon up my penis in the mens room." Andrea Gibson, on women who mistake her for a guy in the ladies room.

fox333's picture

sweet. "I feel like Nacy

sweet.

"I feel like Nacy Drew in the mystery of the midlife crisis."
-Roger Bannister
The Stepford Wives