He's just so... sophisticated!
Simple, pure, such an uncorrupted soul. So witty, just the right level of sarcasm - smart - and funny. We click so well, share the same flippant attitudes towards calculus... and loathe physics! Love his witty and sarcastic (spontaneous even!) remarks - just the same type of humour i have. Oh, how we mock each other in a flirtatious way... wait, he's flirting? I must be crazy. Damn, he's just so right for me. Ah, I admit... it's just the simple things.
He said I was cute today. How dare he patronise me!