Hey Oasis, it's been a while.
I had a panic attack a little while ago, I feel weak... moving on.
My sister is getting married! Yay! Even if her fiance is a bit of a homphobe..... but I get to be the ringbearer! You must destroy the ring Mr. Frodo! LOLCATS/ROFLCOPTER.
I got Beowulf on DVD today for $10! ZOMG yay best movie ever, even if the picture on the cover makes me get all hot. Just gotta keep maximum penis supression on while looking at it.
I asked JD today if he was straight and he said yes, which makes me sad. Lousy fucktarded gaydar of mine.
That's more or less it. I love you oasis, hug me. HUUUUG ME. I'll give you pie?