AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam A's picture

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS A BOY COMING TO MY HOUSE IN TWO HOURS!!!! HE'S A STRAIGHT BOY!!! HE'S MOROCCAN!!!!! HE'S GOT A SIXPACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S INSANELY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOT A GREAT PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE'S COMING TO GIVE ME BIRTHDAY SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S A VIRGIN (gay virgin)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M.....FRIGHTENED!!!!!!!!!! AND....EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND....OMG WHAT DO I WEAR!? AND....I NEED TO TIDY MY ROOM!!!!!! AND.....WE NEED TO DODGE MY GRANDPARENTS!!!!!! AND.....AND....I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS!
WHAT UNDERWEAR TO I WEAR!??!!??!
I NEED ADVICE!!!!
white or black or blue underwear? tight jeans or loose? white buttoned shirt or t-shirt? tie or open chested? candle or laptop light (which is better for sex?).....fix sheets or change them?? make the room cold or hot? i sweat....so cold...right? alcohol or juice? cold water or tap? cookies??? should i show him some gay porn (he's never seen any)? we have four hours...how much of that should be foreplay and how much should be hard yakka? remove my grandmother's ugly paintings or keep it as it is? what picture to put on my desktop? what DO I DO!? WHAT DO I DO!??!?!?!?!?!

OH AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING WEIGHING ON ME LIKE A FUCKING ELEPHANT.....IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN 3 HOURS!!! THAT'S....ONE TWO THREE....I'LL BE 21! :(

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Merric's picture

exactly how ugly are your grandmother's ugly paintings?

You could always wear a dress... then you wouldn't have to worry about what kind of jeans to wear... but then, maybe cross-dressing isn't the way to go.
21 is lucky: 21= 3x7, both divine numbers, which add up to 10, the basis of our numerical system, and 2+1=3, once again the magical number, and 2-1=1 which is just cool anyway because it's not prime or composite. I think I've said this before at some point...

whateversexual_llama's picture

loose jeans. that way he

loose jeans. that way he gets to use his imagination.

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?

Adam A's picture

meow

i went for the in between jeans....got my white buttoned with my catholic school bot tie...a little fettish wont hurt. merric, the paintings are FUCKING HEDIOUS! and i changed the sheets....ten minutes and counting!
oh also...one finger two finger three finger cock!

whateversexual_llama's picture

GOOD LUCK. Be yourself.

GOOD LUCK.

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?