Heart-melting moment!

Uncertain's picture

ARGH SAM! YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!

So I was in physics, two of my other friends who sit on my left were really late. Rhys was on my right, so I had an empty seat next to me... Sam was sitting by himself so I was like 'COME SIT HERE!'. And he did.

Other things aside, I had a pack of heart-shaped chocolates left over from valentines... So I gave them out to Rhys and Sam. I gave a small one to Rhys, and then a BIG one to Sam. Then I said "See I gave you a bigger one cause I like you more!"... and he smiled! SO CUTE!

And that's not it, I was like - oh I actually haven't tried the big ones... so he unwrapped it and broke the heart in half and said 'you want some?' and handed me a piece. I think I died a little inside...

Okay Max, don't read too much into it!
He's not gay, he's not... he's not. He invited me to his Christian youth group that's on Friday. This is perfect. Lol....

Don't ask why they're not 'creeped out' when I handed them chocolate.. I think everyone knows I'm a little quirky. People are used to it by now!

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Adam A's picture

meow

oh god.....u've got a crush on a straight christian boy? my little sour kiwi don't you know that's against like...the rules of homosexuality?
i can't help but not think a sign was sent when he said "oh i actually haven't tried the big ones"...you dirty boy!

Uncertain's picture

Against the rules of

Against the rules of homosexuality?
Sorry, I'll just check my little handbook.

But really, WHAT DO I DO ADAM?!
Do I go to his youth group and proceed flirting with him in the presence of God and hope God doesn't smite me?

WantsOut's picture

Gos ain't gonna smite you.

God ain't gonna smite you. I've flirted in my youth group. The ROTC kid, Tyler, is REALLY cute. And I think he's gay, so....

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

-The Gashlycrumb Tinies, Edward Gorey

Adam A's picture

meow

is u'r name adam? he asked for ADAM! boo you whore!

kiwicock...hehehe that can be u'r new nickname...you look up that rule...i believe it's on page 837:8-10....under the heading "Adamisms"
kiwicock...no seriously....YOU CAN'T HIT ON A STRAIGHT BOY!!!!! HE'S STRAIGHT!!! it's like...if a girl hit on you...you know?
yes you could say like "well you fucked a straight guy" but the difference is HE CAME TO ME!
about the youth group...i dunno...im tempted to think those things are pretty much all about sex anyway lol....that's how i use them anyway....can't you find u'rself a nice little GAY christian boy?? that could work equally as well...

Uncertain's picture

I've come across a gay

I've come across a gay christian boy before! He probably broke every single possible commandment there is to break... Lol.

But this Sam guy is perfect. Now tell me how do you do it Adam. How do you lure these straight boys into temptous love affairs with you?

And Tim... haha I don't think everyone's that lucky. This kid is most definitely straight - I keep telling myself that!

bulldyke's picture

well, my only experience

well, my only experience with christian youth groups was visiting the one my best friend goes to. a gay boy (he owns 30 fuckin pairs of shoes, one of them PINK VELVET HIGH TOPS, and flips his hair) hit on me and wrote me CRAPPY love poetry, and the minister tried to use D&D as a euphamism for talking about gay sex with me.

SO...i don't think i'm the one to tell you what to do.

and adam's right...straight people are SO off limits...yet so tempting. good luck? lol sooooo helpful, i know. what can i say? i'm just a dyke...you fags are supposed to be the ones with great advice for free. lezzie's've learned to charge $100 an hour for our advice.

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Uncertain's picture

I will make sure to ask if

I will make sure to ask if he owns some PINK VELVET HIGH TOPS... and if he does then my chances won't be so infinitely... pathetic.

D&D? Dungeons and Dragons? Lol?!

bulldyke's picture

did i mention that he was

did i mention that he was literally rubbing up against my leg while telling me about them? and that they were CUSTOM MADE. this boy SCREAMED fag...yet he was blatently hitting on me. WEIRD.

and yes, dungeons and dragons! apparently, the minister's room mates got 'very involved' with their game, and he walked in on them 'sinning against god.' the conversation sorta devolved from there, as i listened in abject horror to his failed metephors.

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Uncertain's picture

LMFAO!? So... "You see, some

LMFAO!?

So... "You see, some people in the the world are meant to be a big dungeons and other other people are meant to be dragons..."

Yup, I can imagine.

Adam A's picture

meow

can i be a dragon?

Uncertain's picture

Not allowed. You don't get

Not allowed.

You don't get to choose around here.

Adam A's picture

hey!

u'r way mean!
now say "six" in that kiwi accent....pleeeeeaaaassseeeeee@?!?!!

Uncertain's picture

LOL FUCK YOU. That's what we

LOL FUCK YOU.

That's what we say to the bloody Australians!

Adam A's picture

meow

BAHAHAHAHAHA don't you mean "feck" :P
*makes sheep noises*

Adam A's picture

meow

dykes might charge $100 for advice...but everyone knows that here "advice" means a fellatio...they talking all gets done while knee deep in vagina!

now about these straight boys! i know it sounds tempting...and somehow straight boys all LOOK like they can fuck real good...but officially speaking from experience...they don't....the fun is to pleasure them and collect u'r sex trophy. and as for luring...all i'm gonna say is how the boy found me....a FUCKING good online profile with very sexy (but tasteful) pictures and a kickass text part. :P it's not really hard..just be u'rself u'r super cute kiwicock...i just don't think you need to get caught up in it...for your sake...we've all had straight crushes before and we all know where they lead...fucking nowhere (at best) and deep down a depression hole at worst.
i'd say go for the gays....bi's can be difficult too coz they'll always miss fucking the other sex (sorry kids but you know it's true)....
really, i'm saying this for you kiwicock...u'r a wonderful guy (known you quite a while now no?) and i just think you deserve something better...don't fall in love with every cute straight boy who smiles at you

Uncertain's picture

So true about the bisexuals

So true about the bisexuals (I'm sorry, but again it's true!)

Why does he have to smile at me? Why does he have to laugh at everything I say? What a smiling slut with no personality!

Thanks Adam. Time to die for a few hours... will feel better in the morning.

bulldyke's picture

yup, bisexuals are always

yup, bisexuals are always compairing you to the other gender. *sigh* i've dated two...i should know. :D

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Adam A's picture

meow

BAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT THE STRAIGHT BOY DOES!!!
except that i win...:P
he goes in the first session
"that was the best blowjob i've ever gotten"
and in the second: "chicks can't blow like this"
tehe

bulldyke's picture

well, i seem to be a bit of

well, i seem to be a bit of a converter. lol no, both girls were bi when i met them, but one's never had a girl before or since, and the other's only had one, before.

you see, adam, i please girls better than any man.

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Adam A's picture

meow!

oh i don't doubt you do my love....(because i'm in the girl market) ahem...but eh...you carry on there sweetie!
no seriously i bet you give great vaghead....some people are into that kinky shit...like some people are into animals....and dead things...and shit....and pain...and fisting. tada!
love ya! xoxox

Adam A's picture

meow!

oh i don't doubt you do my love....(because i'm in the girl market) ahem...but eh...you carry on there sweetie!
no seriously i bet you give great vaghead....some people are into that kinky shit...like some people are into animals....and dead things...and shit....and pain...and fisting. tada!
love ya! xoxox

Adam A's picture

meow

:( sorry lover! and the laughing smiling thing...maybe he just want you to get closer to Jesus?

ferrets's picture

well................

just be friends with him and see how he acts around you. if hes striaght you may need to get close as friends, then corrupt him into one of us. i believe adam would say tada right there. but dont read his actions wrong. especialy if hes a touchey a lot. meanong he touches every thing. some people are just like that. but good luck. i think getting a striaght booy into bed is quite a acompeshment.
flamethrowers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burn kiwi, burn under the heat of my flame thrower! hahahahahahah
ferrets with flame throwers