Hurt me hurt me gag me with a spoon.
Adam A fucks corpses.
I LICK YOUR POLE!
What, haven't you ever seen A Christmas Story?
BANG BANG BANG! I shot you with a Desert Eagle.
even the corpses fuck better than you do
Okay.. The entire point of this post was to see if people were online and posting.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
-The Gashlycrumb Tinies, Edward Gorey
if i make adam my internet sex slave...does that make me a corpse? and if so, what does that say about me? or about all of you, who seem to take my advice?
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
you know this is all slander...usually i do check for a pulse
I say most likely. But some people are into that kind of stuff.
are you into it? coz like we could so work something out! :P
Adam doesn't sleep with gays, ya'll are wasting your time.
"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis
no, i don't expect what adam does involves much sleep at all... :P
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU JEFF THAT WAS A FUCKING GOOD CALL!
(and for interested parties...that was slander i so do have sex with homos....for fifty bucks ;))
and BD...:O oh!
hehehehe no that's true...but i do wait until they're asleep and then i jump on oasis...no really...some of my recent posts were made while a gorgeous naked boy was sleeping in my bed....after which i woke him up quite cruelly and blew him some more. tada!
omfg am i the most mature person on this site? if so that would be sad.
Unlikely. There are a lot of mature people on Oasis. Just seems to be a lot of crazy weirdness going on lately.
I don't post on threads like this, mostly. It just fuels the insanity. :-)
~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~
not to sound like jeff (god FORBID, lol), but...
why are you posting on this one, then? and what's wrong with insanity?
don't be sad sweetie...be silent
are you liking my impression of you?
You're just mad because Adam is a sexeh beastie.
(\/) I can haz cookie?
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