Little Amy, sweet and small, walking down to Harvey Mall,
Doesn't see the Big Red Van, which swerves and hits the Mean Old Man.
Little Amy, always kind, her Mother's tastes so refined,
Little Amy takes a pearl, and Mother's forced to beat the Girl.
Little Amy has a friend, his little name is Stanley Mend.
He and Her go to their room and Mother wonders what they're doin'.
Little Amy's little lover, innocent sweet Patty Dover,
kisses her on her little lips and's burned at the stake while Mother flips.
Little Amy, Little Amy, never does no harm.
Though her little red horns and little red tail are cause for some alarm.
What do you think?