i have two tags in my name...aren't i special?
i don't really have anything pressing to write about....i will say tha my grandmother might just be the reason i've turned into a homocidal homo, or hohomomo....anyways...she's just fucking annoying....does anyone know a good poison?
tommorow the family comes to celebrate my birthday against my wishes...so as much as i try not to look like a good little jewish boy from a good family and nothing to complain about...i am...hehehe....i even fuck like a good jewish boy. (wink wink....raise one eyebrow)
don't have the energy for family....or for itai the new boyfriend...why can't i just have an older guy...with his own flat...and a gorgeous body...so i can be at his place all the time...talk about something other than his army service, and fuck like rabbits day and night until we get married...move out of the city and live happily ever after....anyone else here want that? make me an offer bitches!
so i met my first trans yesterday...her name is opal...her other name is joe....(ftm)...way cute....so cute...she attached to me way too fast...in fact everyone in that group attached to me way too fast...makes me feel like maybe they're all in desperate need of a hug (though some clearly need sex more). in fact i was thinking of spreading the love a little among the boys...though i dunno if i can bring myself to be such a walking std....plus one of the guys in the group is really ugly (great body...ugly face) and another is underage (not going there....the cops are already all over me looking for dead ferrets and where i buried several hot but annoying men). anyway back to the FTM, i dunno...it scares me when people come on to me so quickly...i mean it's a huge compliment....but usually i'm the one who's like a stalkerish freak....and they're all so sweet and so nice! i still really want to fuck the instructor...Miki..stupid name but it suits him..he's a cheeky looking boy, very sexy....needs to fix his eyebrows a little but i can do that for him while i've got him sleeping post coital....damn i just wanna blow him...just one.
ok i gotta stop with this nymphomania it's getting bad
ok ok ok shutting up. i'll meditate on a monkey or something.