meow....so tiered! no sleep!
window fogging (literally)
-lives in be'er sheva (my favourite city...where i was born, only downside is it's very close to gaza and within range of missiles from our little palestinian pals)
-body of a karate instructor (hehehehe...need i say more?)
-blows like a pro (though he hopefully isn't a "pro")
-EXTREMELY EXTREMELY HANDSOME!
-has ass worth going to war for
-has money, own car, own apartment (and in a great part of his city)
-falls in love more quickly than i do, already talking to me about moving in together and "our bed" and "our house" (people i realize this screams out "I'M A PSYCHO" but for me that's a good thing...a bit of like-minded company)
-good fashion sense
-gayest music taste ever...makes me and my "muse" seem like a fucking chav compared to his "celine Dion" BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-likes to hold my hand while he's driving....and touch my face...and likes it when i lick his neck while driving...it's dangerous but...eh.....fun.
-likes to bottom! yay!
-moans (a little strangely) but still turns me on when guys moan
-walks ever so slightly like a fag which i love
-hasn't commented on me wearing white boots to our date last night (it was a test ok?!)
-worries about me, thinks about me, loves to look at me....touch me...kiss me....feels me....like a boyfriend should.
now the downsides:
-needs to be tought how to kiss...i might have to do to him what the straighty did to me even though there's something morally wrong about it.
-has funny shaped (though big) cock....must investigate further...
-endlessly calls me "sweety" and "honey" and "cutie"...which i like but perhaps tone it down just a bit ok sugarthighs.
-always answers phone and sends text....which i always think is rude...but all these things (except the cock part) are things i can change with erm...my excellent power of pursuasion.
-oh i forgot...two other things..kinda big though and might be problematic down the line:
1) he's waaay in the closet...like not even friends know (which to me says they must be fucking stupid coz this boy screams out "HOMO!") but it might be an issue
2) he's bisexual. again sorry my little bisexual muffindivers/cowboyriders but eh....you guys have this bad habbit of missing the other sex. he has a definate leaning to the gay side...which is the only reason i'm still pursuing...that and all his other assets (lol)..but eh...this bi thing might mean that one day he'll wake up wanting vajin...which i can't give him and refuse to let him go find his own (i'm a bitch i know). furthermore...being 30, bi and in the closet....there's always the possibility that in five or ten or fifteen years the boy will wake up and be all "i want marriage...i want family! and i can't do that as easily with a guy....especially not while staying closeted." and thus leave me for a vajinhole.....which would bum me out...but then i'm young and hot and promiscuous and have a certain colombian wrapped around my little finger as a backup option [i realize that was like the evilest thing i've ever said...i don't really mean it].
anyway...in two hours he's getting off work nearby here and he's coming to pick me up and we're going to his house for the weekend...so...no rest for the wicked...must go clean last night's cum off my body....new clothes...pack bag...lots of perfume....lots of money...lots of sexy underwear (might take jockstrap...give him a nice little suprise tonight) and most importantly...COMDOMS!
AND LASTLY AS A PERSONAL APOLOGY:
LAST NIGHT....EVEN THOUGH BOTH HIM AND I HAD CONDOMS...MY BRAIN WAS OVERPOWERED BY MY THREE DAYS WITHOUT UNLOADING COCK....AND I BAREBACKED HIM (FOR YOU PPL NOT IN WITH THE LINGO...I FUCKED HIM UP THE ASS WITHOUT A CONDOM). THIS WAS AN EXTREMELY STUPID...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS...EXTREMELY UNECCESARY THING TO DO...FOR WHICH I AM SORRY (TO CERTAIN MEMBERS OF THE OASIS COMMUNITY WHO KNOW WHO THEY ARE)...AND PROMISE NOT TO DO IT AGAIN...CERTAINLLY NOT UNTIL I KNOW QUITE FOR SURE THAT HE IS ALL MINE, I AM ALL HIS...AND BOTH OF US TEST NEGATIVE TO THE HIV VIRUS.
KIDS!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO ANYTHING I DO.......I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH!