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Adam A's picture

word of the day: phlem

date one with amit (yes that is a name and it's common) a success...wouldn't say the chemistry was off the charts but the conversation was pleasant as was his face and body so far as i can tell. will he survive date two...unlikely...nobody survives date two with me....and contrary to popular believe that is not my fault.

a cat came to my window while i was drinking my beer and thought he'd score some free food. he was a hot cat though, i want his body....i shall name him what i name all the nice cats i find...sexypants. i want to have a dog and call it honeythighs.

can't wait to break my little chastity tommorow...i've already been informed by my little ukrainian fuck buddy that he's horny...been holding on for me for a week (wish i could say the same but i'm a slag) and he's tiered from working plenty and needs his reward (meaning me) and oh...he's been promoted in rank...he's like...captain or some shit...no idea what he does exactly...something to do with countering hostile planes...but who cares. so basically i got a horny, tired and promoted soldier with a sixpack just waiting to get his little prize which i will be only too happy to give him...plus i miss that jacoozi it was so warm and big.

i did at first have some questions as to weather or not i should be fucking him while i'm dating mr amit....but amit and i are not dating, not really, and in any case he wont survive date two. my rule is that all fucking must cease once we get to our first kiss....and i'll stick by that rule...thoguh i don't think it will eventuate.

in other news my cold is officially the bitch of the century, no it's not so bad, but just for being there it deserves death and torture and eternal damnation....and yes i did mean to sound like a religious nut.

not looking foward to going back to school next week....spoiling all the fun of having free time to fuck.

that reminds me that i hope pat doesn't come online for al ittle longer coz i havent' finished reading his book....or else i could just appear offline until i finish it? but that's kinda mean isnt' it? i wonder what he'll want to talk about...coz
eh never mind
toodles

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jeff's picture

Hmm..

Shouldn't the word of the day be spelled properly?
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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

jacjessen90's picture

?

And exactly how would you spell 'Phlem'? Hmmmmm????

scandalboy's picture

I think there's a "g" in

I think there's a "g" in there somewhere....like phelgm.

ferrets's picture

ADAM!

NO GIVING CATS BEER! YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU GIVE A CAT BEER, AND IT HAPPENS TO GET A FLAMETHROWER, THE ENTIRE CITY COULD BURN!! I DONT KNOW WHY IM USING ONLY CAPS.

FERRETS