oh! oh my god!!! look at that! what is that!? oh dear! it can't be! but it is but it is!
A FLYING FUCK!!
gonna take that stupid ukranian for one last fuck session before he goes back to his boyfriend and then i'm swearing off married/taken men for good. my objective tonight is to teach the moron how to kiss, and we shall consider it my personal gift to the world population for which i expect some major brownie points with Jesus or Oprah...whoever is waiting at the pearly gates.
later fuckers, got jewish things to do...water to waste, near naked photos to take, men to cocktease, ukranians to fuck and food to not eat...and in between that make a new outfit for the boys at the sex club to look at while they watch me undress then later have sex with the ukranian in front of them...just to show them what they can't have. men are pigs...treat them as such...a hot tip from me to you.