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bulldyke's picture

LOL i have SEX on my mind.

when reading the title of my previous journal out of the corner of my eye, i read "people aren't coming fast enough".

so yeah! get on with the jacking off! come faster! faster, i say, faster!

BD

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jmy's picture

haha, you always have sex on

haha, you always have sex on your mind!

bulldyke's picture

and you don't?! lolz! of

and you don't?! lolz! of course i do! according to wantsout's little thing about kisses, and concidering my thing for ears (no, that's not what it sounds like), i'm perminantly horny! lol

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

jmy's picture

hey! i dont think about sex

hey! i dont think about sex all of the time,
jusy like um...
i dunno... 79.6% of the time.

Adam A's picture

hey!

i found a cure for being horny...go into a sex shop...you'll not want sex for about....an hour.

and by the way...what is it with you sex speed demons? it's not about getting there fast...it's about getting there good! and enjoying the ride!most especially when jerking off...after all who knows how to please you better than yourself.

jeff's picture

in the US...

You need to be 18 to go into a sex shop, so not sure how many people can use this advice. But I'm in the gay neighborhood here, so my apartment is equidistant between two sex clubs, and many sex shops, heh.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

bulldyke's picture

adam, you may very well be

adam, you may very well be the world master of fucking other men, but I am the king of self pleasurement. i do it fast, i do it slow, i do it all night long.

and if i could GET to a sex shop, i might try that! but i live in the ass end of no where, so all i have is the internetz to please me.

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

jeff's picture

Umm...

Gay site, please don't reference the ass in a derogatory way.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

Adam A's picture

meow

yeh you carpet muncher! asses are wonderful things

do you seriously have to be over 18 to get into a sex shop? DO YOU HAVE ANY FUN IN THE UNITED STATES?! fuck me dead! (please)
jeff can i come live with you??? WOHO WHAT A KICKASS LOCATION!

and BD, nah ah! i'm waay awesome at jerking off i've been doing it since i was like 5....and im the fucking queen! WRAR!!!!!!!

patnelsonchilds's picture

This entire site has gone

This entire site has gone utterly mad. At least it's in a good way today. Please let it be awhile before the pendulum swings again!!!!!

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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"

bulldyke's picture

it was like, 5 in the

it was like, 5 in the morning!!! lol

and yeah, we're totally nuts. and apparently, i'm good fantasy material. :P

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Riku's picture

You know...

I've had this testosterone in me for a few days now... But I haven't really thought about sex at all, except for in the context of wondering why I haven't. I was much worse before the shot, it's kind of amusing. I wonder how long this'll last.

Adam A's picture

meow

don't worry sweetie...the testosterone will set soon and u'll discover the secret to man's wisdon...we actually have two minds...a head one...and a cock one...
lucky lucky girl

bulldyke's picture

hey, he's not a girl,

hey, he's not a girl, adam!

take that off my journal, please.

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Adam A's picture

meow

take ur top off and i'll consider it
riku: didn't mean to offend? sorry if i did

bulldyke's picture

i'm topless and braless.

i'm topless and braless. now take your comment off.

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."