Welcome, dear friends, to my good show, would you like a drink?
I would suggest the Shiver on Ice, if you don't mind the stink.
The drink is a wonderfully fruity blend of juice,
and a dab of vodka and a little arsenic.
You see, dear friends, if you drink this I believe,
You find that your sorrows will be relieved.
This drink will bring love right to your doorstep
This drink will bring happiness to your soul
and last but not least this drink can do
anything and retrieve what was stole.
Dear friends, dear friends, take a drink and relax,
while I show my show and you sit on tacks,
you won't feel the pain, the drink assures that,
and the show will be much more appealing.
You know the drill, feedback would be nice if you read this...