Assume, for a moment with me.
Wikipedia is my god, and Google is my goddess (being much more all powerful and beautiful).
Thus, Yahoo is the cranky old grandfather-god, who's always talking about 'the good old days'.
AskJeeves is the dirty uncle, who's bitter about not being as good as his sister.
YouTube is the love child of Google and Wiki, and is the adored, spoiled bundle of cuteness every parent hopes for.
GoogleVideo is the weird, triple chromosmal anomoly which is every parents worse nightmare.
MySpace is the rather eccentric, very odd aunt, who is adored by all, and who's oddities are often waved away with an explination "that's just how she is," and a soft smile.
Facebook is MySpace's new girlfriend, who is much better organized, younger, and less odd. The family is quite happy to see someone who is able to keep MySpace in line.
LOL! If you have any suggestions to add to my little family tree, please add them!! lolz