Uh....feeling like shit right now.
Don't know if I should go out and buy drugs to make it better or just go through it. I hear some foods will help?
it's called....chocolate...a drug and food simultaneously
but it hurts...
chocolate fixes everything darling...it does.
if that fails...ice cream...and if things are really bad...go the baked goods.
noooo! no drugs. forget what i said, listen to adam!
drugs are never, ever the option.
chocolate helps, a lot. good, wholesome foods help.
exercise helps like you wouldn't believe. go on a run, do some jumping jacks, just get your blood flowing.
masturbation helps too. :)
"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."
what if its like...physical?
i wuv chocolate
OMG ICARUS U'R SO RIGHT! go the masturbation!!!!!
yeah. see, the thing is...i wanna eat but dont know what will make it stop hurting because i know some things will make it hurt more.
you do realize i don't understand these riddles right? i'm guessing that whatever hurts you is....emotional? i hope so anyway....and obviously food and masturbation wont help...alcohol only amphlifies the pain...that one i can tell you from extensive experience. my suggestion is either tackle the problem head on and twist it's balls till they're black, or find a good distraction.
I did not need the balls image
no, its physical...as in, part of my body physically hurts. it sometimes hurts so bad for me to even stand up straight.
hmm....that don't sound good...what are you up to there little girl? who/what is hurting you and why?
is it a once-a-month kind of pain?
oh dear is someone on the rags?
its like right below my ribs.
one of my best friends used to punch me all the time. for everything. and then she'd tickle me until i had red lines across my stomach because she didnt stop. and she would make us pilow fight but she was strong so i would just cower in the corner , letting her hit me.
sounds kinky can i join in!?
anyway it's like ten to two am here...sleeptime for adam.
nighty night carpet munchers...love ya! xoxox
not kinky...it hurt. badly.
oh :( bye adam. talk to you tomorrow?
4 sure homes~! BAHAHAHAHA
holy fuck, what a douchebag.
just below the ribs? hmmm...
uhhhh....in all honesty, i would suggest seeking medical attention as soon as possible. that could be a serious problem.
ugh. really? what could it be?
ive had this before...and it hurt like hell . but it hurt for like 3 days straight...i went around my house hunched over and holding my arm against my ribs to try and stop the pain/
you NEED to go anyways for your back so why not go for your ribs too?
"I feel like Nacy Drew in the mystery of the midlife crisis."
The Stepford Wives
cause doctors freak the hell outta me.