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centerfielder08's picture

Uh....feeling like shit right now.
I'm hurting.
Don't know if I should go out and buy drugs to make it better or just go through it. I hear some foods will help?

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Adam A's picture

meow

it's called....chocolate...a drug and food simultaneously

centerfielder08's picture

true true. but it hurts...

true true.

but it hurts...

Adam A's picture

meow

chocolate fixes everything darling...it does.
if that fails...ice cream...and if things are really bad...go the baked goods.

Icarus's picture

noooo! no drugs. forget what

noooo! no drugs. forget what i said, listen to adam!

drugs are never, ever the option.

chocolate helps, a lot. good, wholesome foods help.

exercise helps like you wouldn't believe. go on a run, do some jumping jacks, just get your blood flowing.

masturbation helps too. :)

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

centerfielder08's picture

what if its

what if its like...physical?
i wuv chocolate

Adam A's picture

meow

OMG ICARUS U'R SO RIGHT! go the masturbation!!!!!

centerfielder08's picture

yeah. see, the thing is...i

yeah. see, the thing is...i wanna eat but dont know what will make it stop hurting because i know some things will make it hurt more.

Adam A's picture

meow

you do realize i don't understand these riddles right? i'm guessing that whatever hurts you is....emotional? i hope so anyway....and obviously food and masturbation wont help...alcohol only amphlifies the pain...that one i can tell you from extensive experience. my suggestion is either tackle the problem head on and twist it's balls till they're black, or find a good distraction.

kaj's picture

Ew

I did not need the balls image

centerfielder08's picture

hah. okay. no, its

hah. okay.
no, its physical...as in, part of my body physically hurts. it sometimes hurts so bad for me to even stand up straight.

Adam A's picture

meow

hmm....that don't sound good...what are you up to there little girl? who/what is hurting you and why?

Icarus's picture

ummmmm..... is it a

ummmmm.....

is it a once-a-month kind of pain?

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

Adam A's picture

meow

oh dear is someone on the rags?

centerfielder08's picture

not cramps. its like right

not cramps.
its like right below my ribs.

one of my best friends used to punch me all the time. for everything. and then she'd tickle me until i had red lines across my stomach because she didnt stop. and she would make us pilow fight but she was strong so i would just cower in the corner , letting her hit me.

Adam A's picture

meow

sounds kinky can i join in!?
anyway it's like ten to two am here...sleeptime for adam.
nighty night carpet munchers...love ya! xoxox

centerfielder08's picture

not kinky...it hurt. badly.

not kinky...it hurt. badly.

oh :( bye adam. talk to you tomorrow?

Adam A's picture

meow

4 sure homes~! BAHAHAHAHA

Icarus's picture

holy fuck, what a douchebag.

holy fuck, what a douchebag.

just below the ribs? hmmm...

uhhhh....in all honesty, i would suggest seeking medical attention as soon as possible. that could be a serious problem.

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

centerfielder08's picture

ugh. really? what could it

ugh. really? what could it be?

centerfielder08's picture

ive had this before...and it

ive had this before...and it hurt like hell . but it hurt for like 3 days straight...i went around my house hunched over and holding my arm against my ribs to try and stop the pain/

fox333's picture

you NEED to go anyways for

you NEED to go anyways for your back so why not go for your ribs too?

"I feel like Nacy Drew in the mystery of the midlife crisis."
-Roger Bannister
The Stepford Wives

centerfielder08's picture

cause doctors freak the hell

cause doctors freak the hell outta me.