What a kiss means- a forwarded message

Anonymous's picture

*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"*
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you"

--Advice--*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

--Requirements--*Post this again after reading!!Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your headthen Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow.Repost this as What a kiss means

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bulldyke's picture

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! thinking

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! thinking back to my last relationship, this is frighteningly accurate!

and concidering that i have a thing for ears... :D I'M HORNY!!!!! what a surprise!!!

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Adam A's picture

meow

*Kiss on the stomach-----"honey you're getting fat"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"pat you like a good little fish"*
*Kiss on the Ear ---"rather kiss u'r wax than saliva"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"we're friends...and will never be anything more"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"very unhygienic"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"next time shave"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"only part of you without folds"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"i'm experimenting" or "i feel sorry for you"
*Holding Hands ---"never do it on one night stands"
*Slap on the Butt ---"been a bad boy" said dad
*Playing with the Ear ---"don't want you to hear coz i'm gonna fart"
*Holding on tight ---"i'm desperate"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"coz the rest of you is horrid"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"wonder what shampoo he uses"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I wanna see if they fit all the way around him"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"the whole concept is just utterly comic

i was thinking of you timmy!
<3 - u'r bitch

bulldyke's picture

this should be titled "the

this should be titled "the critical fag's version" oh wait, that's redundent! :D

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Uncertain's picture

LOL

LOL

Adam A's picture

meow

WHO YOU CALLING A FAG?

bulldyke's picture

you, adam. or do you prefer

you, adam. or do you prefer queen? :D

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Adam A's picture

hey!

i prefer "chief" young lady....or i will kick you out of the gay tribe!!!!
otherwise...you can call me whatever you like...talk that nasty talk to me baby! ;)

bulldyke's picture

*purrs* oh adam...you nasty,

*purrs* oh adam...you nasty, nasty bitch *sexy voice* oh you big, big chief...

god i'm so glad i don't have to fuck guys!

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Adam A's picture

meow

it's not a matter of "have"...it's more a matter of "fucking crazy not to"
and oh baby...love you long time!

bulldyke's picture

oh, but satisfying a girl is

oh, but satisfying a girl is so much more...satisfying.

and there are definite up sides to being a girl, fucking girls. for example, as a guy, you're pretty much stuck with having a dick. but as a woman, i can put mine on or take it off! and if the size isn't right, no laughter! just head over to my trusty drawer and pick out a new one.

*sexy growl* oh adam, i love you too! lick my ears and prove it to me! lolz

Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."

Adam A's picture

meow

i went and had a look at some strap ons the other day...and baby, if you think that's a cock is like...u'r soooo wrong....cocks are sooo much better than those grose plastic...things. and big or small don't matter to me, big ones are impressive and fun....small ones are easier to suck and hurt less...tada! best of both words!

and baby...for you...i'll bite u'r ears, ur legs, u'r tits...whatever you want!