ALL GUYS WANT THE SAME THINGGG!!!

SadAndAlone's picture

yeah and i know yall know what im talking about here. they all want to jizz in their pants. instead of listening to their heart or mind, they choose the lower form of their body. in their pants. how pathetic! this makes me so ticked, especially since not too long ago i was carrying a set of twins. as soon as my ex got what he wanted, he left me. i cried for days, but then it hit me. y not tell the rest of the world, so that way...they wont make the same mistake! Not that I think my 2 beautiful twin daughters mary-kate and ashley are a mistake. its just wrong that guys think they can manipulate girls to do whatever the hell they want! i mean its gotten so bad to the point, that i have to have an obsession to fill the emptyness my ex steve left behind. whose this new obsession you might ask? no other then the best american idol judge simon cowell! He's the only reason the show is still alive! (: if it weren't for him, idk whatd I'd do with my life. probably commit suicide! so ty simon cowell and i watch ai, every second of every day! im worried now though, because theres another girl judge on the show! so that lowers my chances of having him, as if it wasnt hard enough watching him cheat on me with that slut paula abduel! anyways i know simon isnt like all the other horndog guys out there. xoxo, dottie

patnelsonchilds's picture

Um...

Hi there!

I just wanted to make certain that you were aware that this is a site for queer and questioning youth. I am one of the adult admins here, and your first post just seems like it might be a bit better suited to some other sort of forum, so I thought it best to ask. Our only rules are no spammers or haters, so there's not really any issue with you being here. I just wanted to make sure you are aware of the focus of our site, as occasionally someone will find their way here by accident and not realize what we're all about.

Best wishes,
Pat

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Icarus's picture

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Ummmm.....you named your children Mary Kate and Ashley?

so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata

5thstory's picture

You must be kidding me.

You must be kidding me. Seriously.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

ferrets's picture

i promise.................

never to get a girl pregnant! ill have lots of sex, but no pregnancy, cause pregnancy isnt how oasis boys roll!

Niwa's picture

Oh, Simon Cowell's fan

Oh, Simon Cowell's fan webpage is without the s in journals, so next time you don't get confused.
Isn't this considered spam haha?

bulldyke's picture

wow...um...i think you're on

wow...um...i think you're on the wrong site, lol.

haha, good luck in life, and everything, you sound like a perfectly sane woman, but this site probably isn't for you.

unless, of course, you're looking to get over men with some lezzie sex, but even then, try craig's list. :P like pat said, we're for queer/questioning youth, not jilted mothers of twins with bastard exes with odd obsessions with american idol.

other than that, though, the nuts and bolts committee welcomes you!!

Bulldyke
"As my mother always said, there's nothing that says 'stay out of my airspace' quite like a couple of F-18s." ~Rachel Maddow