Any one heard a good joke lately? You know that humor and laughter make the world go around ...well at least it makes it much better!
I was talking to my sister the other day, were both from the south, and we were reminiscing about the dances we used to dance when we were younger. I asked her if she remembered the two step. Yes she replied, she just loved to dance the two step. Then I asked if she ever did the fox trot? Of course she said, every Saturday night with her boyfriend down at the Bijou dance hall. Then I asked her if she remembered the Minuette? Heck she said, She didn't remember the men she screwed let alone the men she ett.
Three ministers were talking about how they distributed the money received at church. The Priest said they would go to the garden and draw a big circle on the ground, then throw the money into the air. What landed in the circle belonged to the church, and what landed out side the circle belonged to God for his work.
The Baptist minister said that they did the same thing except what money landed in the circle belonged to God and what landed out side belonged to the church.
The Rabbi spoke up and said " Circle Schmirkel, we throw the money in to the air, what God wants he takes" !!!
(My mother was Jewish, My father was Lutheran so I can tell jokes like that and not mean any offense to ANY religion)
OK guys and gals...its your turn to put a joke one here. Dirty ones are ok as long as you keep the language clean you know !!!!