beeping porno-scanning devices

apuffalogic's picture

I occasionally watch porn. But that's not the point, and isn't really interesting. Or even really unique. I think.

Me and my evil porn-watching ways were discovered by my parents recently, which I think is slightly more interesting. But not slightly more the point.

I'm now on computer probation, and this means that the trained porn-detecting dogs, and beeping porno-scanning devices are out. And they're not going away.

They were being sort of secretive about it, though, so I made up a little test that I feel quite proud of, to see what exactly they were rummaging through on the computer.

That's the point.

SO

This is what I did:

I made a picture with the words "JUST KIDDING" in black print on a white background, and saved it as a jpeg a into a folder called "Downloads".

Then I renamed it "his first big dick.avi". The movie player plays pictures, for some reason, so it all sort of worked out opening fine.

:D

In about a week I got called to the computer:

"Greg, can you come up here?"
"Oh...you know what, you can finish whatever you were doing, first...."

And that was all. Afterwards "His first big dick.avi" was neatly at the top of the recent documents list.

I feel crafty.

I finished reading the first book of Isaac Asimov's Foundation trilogy-in-five-billion-parts. It's all politics and people talking in rooms, but it was fantastic.

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5thstory's picture

Brilliant. " . . . The sun

Brilliant.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

crazypickle's picture

Lol. That's funny.

Lol. That's funny.

Merric's picture

I would love to have seen

I would love to have seen their faces.
And yes, you are very, very crafty.

bulldyke's picture

haha, BRILLIANT!!!!! lol,

haha, BRILLIANT!!!!! lol, uber sneaky!

:D

Bulldyke
"As my mother always said, there's nothing that says 'stay out of my airspace' quite like a couple of F-18s." ~Rachel Maddow

wilde_sapphire's picture

i love asimov :)

you're amazing. i couldn't be that clever.

Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.

rainforestchild's picture

=)

HAHA that is hilarious :)